jay5M

2825 pts · May 18, 2018


You didn’t like the second season?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn I’d be good if I had the money.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s the demolition crew

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I didn’t have to pay a dime for anything. I was working for a beer distributor at the time and Peroni covered everything including a personal tour guide for the Colosseum and Vatican. It was incredible.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I won an all-expense paid trip to Italy through work about 10 years ago and I almost deleted the email because I assumed it was a scam.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It’s the best

6 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Hopped a goose turd is the new jumped the shark.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This needs the Nike swoosh underneath it

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ed Norton’s character in Glass Onion said this too and he played a huge corporate douchebag.

6 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

My wife is a hair stylist. You aren’t paying for the time it takes to perform the service, you’re paying for the years of training and experience it takes to get that good.

6 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

Holtbeast!

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tobey Maguire was never in Black Mirror

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I just named that one Roger

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Why are there so many signs like this on Imgur?? Do some people read top down?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some squirrel is going to fall for 4799 miles and just be hungry.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big Blob in the Middle is also her nickname

1 year ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

No sorry my mom says I’m grounded.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn’t make 5 kids either.

1 year ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

I’m sure they’re green now!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#6
“SHOW NO MERCY! Haha”
I love it. Definitely using that when I get murdered.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s not at all complicated either. Stay left keeps you on the beltway. Stay right for 270. It has plenty of signage too. Makes no sense drivers have this much trouble.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went Timothee Chalamet

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A family member of mine works for a VR company that is developing a virtual training program for electricians. They get all the hands-on practice without the danger of live voltage. Such a cool idea in my opinion.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I knew that I would now

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

When this got posted earlier someone said it was the rider’s mom which is why she apologized immediately after. Not sure if that’s true.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When this got posted earlier someone said it was the rider’s mom which is why she apologized immediately after. Not sure if that’s true.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#14 “Cute” is not the right word for that pillow.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A nazi

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’ve pet that cat many times before.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0