Their love is just so consonant.
This would be my choice, too!
Team Pup N Suds has nothing on Team Friskies!
Read it out loud... It was me!
Poppin' tags at Goodwill! Rawr...
Hoarders: Mobile Edition
Like this black pen.
Gave my first graders a word search with none of the words hidden in it. The kids loved the prank!
My sweet girls
But, dad! I just wanted to catch up on my reading while you were at work!
Saw this parked outside a gas station... Talked to the guy inside and he said he has rode through 36 states already. Dude is living his dream.
See Spot ride? ;/
...and they say we're stupid for voting for him.
YEAH! OKAY!!
This valentine was delivered with a pound of bacon.
Found a piece of gum on my walk today
Clever girl...
Went to the zoo and this bear's name was Bam Bam. Definitely fits...
Yep, it came out the same way!
Now that is how you do an entrance to a rehearsal dinner. Custom Daft Punk helmets that scroll, "We're getting married!"
I'm hungry!
He only gives half a f$&@!
Lifehack -- Mowing shoes.
She is the best trail dog!
Someone just beat the last level of Tetris!
I can't believe it's not butter!
Fetch me a bowl of water, peasants!
omg plot twist: Becky's butt
The Dark Fairy off the top rope! Sorry, but this flyer would not make me want to come to this show.
Glad to see she survived.
Dat license plate.
As a kid: Look at this badass new table for my Ninjy Turtles!
Awww yissssss, this is paradise!
I won't be going in that water!
Here is a fun fact! Thanks Snapple.
Alabama got some snow/ice y'all! Slippin on 26's!
Praise the iPhone gods!
You had one job!
What a brown noser!
Who is hungry? We're grilling!
She got that panorama make-over!
My friend drew this for her new tattoo. I thought it was worth sharing.
But first, let me open the selfie snap app, find the fucking button, and let me take a selfie!
Never knew that fact.
Feeding Chip some fries.
Why the hell does a blow dryer need a touch screen?
Horsedick.mpeg
Sellin that crack! A.K.A. Fireworks...
Play basketball they said. It will be fun they said.
Party animals! The other is the DD.
She's got her sweet ears on.
1st grade writing is always entertaining.
"Quit watching TV... I need attention!"
Cats are the #1 cause for illiteracy in the world.
When you bust out the duck face.
Guys! They found Tokka from TMNT: Battle Of The Ooze!
The Hamburglar gained a little weight.
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