jcm05

14481 pts ยท January 24, 2013


Their love is just so consonant.

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This would be my choice, too!

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Views 548

Team Pup N Suds has nothing on Team Friskies!

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Read it out loud... It was me!

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Views 87

Poppin' tags at Goodwill! Rawr...

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Hoarders: Mobile Edition

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Like this black pen.

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Gave my first graders a word search with none of the words hidden in it. The kids loved the prank!

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My sweet girls

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But, dad! I just wanted to catch up on my reading while you were at work!

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Saw this parked outside a gas station... Talked to the guy inside and he said he has rode through 36 states already. Dude is living his dream.

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See Spot ride? ;/

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...and they say we're stupid for voting for him.

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YEAH! OKAY!!

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This valentine was delivered with a pound of bacon.

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Found a piece of gum on my walk today

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Clever girl...

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Went to the zoo and this bear's name was Bam Bam. Definitely fits...

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Yep, it came out the same way!

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Now that is how you do an entrance to a rehearsal dinner. Custom Daft Punk helmets that scroll, "We're getting married!"

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I'm hungry!

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He only gives half a f$&@!

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Lifehack -- Mowing shoes.

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She is the best trail dog!

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Someone just beat the last level of Tetris!

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I can't believe it's not butter!

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Fetch me a bowl of water, peasants!

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omg plot twist: Becky's butt

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The Dark Fairy off the top rope! Sorry, but this flyer would not make me want to come to this show.

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Glad to see she survived.

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Dat license plate.

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As a kid: Look at this badass new table for my Ninjy Turtles!

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Awww yissssss, this is paradise!

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I won't be going in that water!

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Here is a fun fact! Thanks Snapple.

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Alabama got some snow/ice y'all! Slippin on 26's!

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Praise the iPhone gods!

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You had one job!

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What a brown noser!

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Views 153

Who is hungry? We're grilling!

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She got that panorama make-over!

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My friend drew this for her new tattoo. I thought it was worth sharing.

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But first, let me open the selfie snap app, find the fucking button, and let me take a selfie!

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Never knew that fact.

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Feeding Chip some fries.

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Why the hell does a blow dryer need a touch screen?

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Horsedick.mpeg

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Sellin that crack! A.K.A. Fireworks...

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Views 75

Play basketball they said. It will be fun they said.

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Party animals! The other is the DD.

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She's got her sweet ears on.

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1st grade writing is always entertaining.

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"Quit watching TV... I need attention!"

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Cats are the #1 cause for illiteracy in the world.

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When you bust out the duck face.

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Views 94

Guys! They found Tokka from TMNT: Battle Of The Ooze!

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Views 403

The Hamburglar gained a little weight.

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imo

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