jcm05

14481 pts ยท January 24, 2013


Thought some redneck would've already said, "They spelled Merica wrong!" Only thing I see is the 3rd number isn't pressed as much as others.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It took you 561 days to draw this. Can't wait to see it on day 1,122.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does God's crap have to do with this?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go espeon back to where you came from, ya hear!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I can't count in Chinese.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think this is just a FedEx and Coca-Cola commercial.

10 years ago | Likes 322 Dislikes 0

So that's what kitty's look like in Australia!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I read the lesbian version. Tongue us in the bungus.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was just hoping to nail a few girls on the cross.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not sure if tool is talking about the person or attachment.

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

I don't know what to do with my hands.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hip... Hop... Hiphop anonymous. Damn you! You give him all the easy ones!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Jokes on you... I shit in the ball pit!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

High

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You should buy her flours.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Step one: buy 10 pugs.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This is definitely where I parked my car.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So much sex in soccer.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Did you have twins before the one, or one before the twins?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spongebob comes to mind.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mom goes to college!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brown noser!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gives a new meaning to doing a Casper...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"I'll give you the D2!" - dog

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I created a Rube Goldberg project to start my first Rube Goldberg project.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't believe no one made a "it's the hooves" reference. Clippity clop clippity clop!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Answer the question, OP!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That nose is not aerodynamic at all!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ribbed for her pleasure. BONUS: Clit stimulator!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0