jec123

470 pts ยท May 23, 2013


Do you want cronenburgs? Because this is how we get cronenburgs Morty.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Everyone seems to forget it was freaking Glamour Mag not a god damn Noble Peace Prize. I bring this us every time it's mentioned.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Definitely going on longer then May, it doesn't stop in Ohio till late September

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also in Toledo!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fee you Ian, I'm Jillian. SO MANY FUCKING JUMPING JACKS.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Boyfriend works nights. Can confirm.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who wears falsies all the time, that's totally what that is lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Most of these have been on my soundtrack at work. Totally not funkable tunes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It really bums me out that middle schoolers where trying to buy meth..

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I saw them when Sunbather came out, one of the best shows I've ever witnessed.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

To get induced on Wednesday because it's not convenient for his work schedule.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm past my due date and my BF is acting like its my fault that I haven't naturally gone into labor yet and doesn't want me (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment needs more upvotes

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ha, in that case I guess all of her limbs would be considers kitty arms/legs?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait would they be considered arms or legs? I think that's the real question.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much what the original commenter said, mix drag queens and drugs + pickles? That's the surprise.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus, I forgot about Rubber Johnny. That shit was definitely unsettling to me, but I wouldn't compare the two, no.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I saw Pickle Surprise years ago, never thought it was morbid or creepy.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And one under her kitty arm, probably nursing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Today is my due date!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back when we are open and I'd be happy to help you. Someone has work retail, I do not see it as my career. I'm only 22..

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Needed something? I work retail, we're open 12 hours a day 7 days a week. That's plenty of time to get what you may have needed or come (1)

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh Jesus, pre-teen me had no idea.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember this, on Comedy Central it was called the "secret stash" and they play completely uncensored movies. Lots of boobies and fucks

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For real, and put lotion on later. There's literally no point to the shampoo, if anything it's more drying to the skin.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wtf? Why am I intrigued by this?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like I identified with Riley mostly, but seeing the story from the point of view of her parents as well made that much more touching

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2)And watching a movie about a little girl growing up and the emotional trials of getting older was too way to much to handle. Thanks Pixar

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Seriously i feel your pain, I was with my parents and sister. I'm not terribly young but getting pregnant at 22 wasn't exactly the plan(1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I'm literally due any second now :)

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0