jerc

7093 pts ยท May 29, 2011


I'm a happily-married West Virginian dad and engineer.

I was watching, searching, anticipating Cera.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They had the perfect opportunity to give that owl some hooters, and they went for abs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, please do.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coochie coo.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm too colorblind to understand this chart. I'm also from WV and not surprised my state is nearly completely black.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously. Bust. Dust. Wow. The unnecessary imagery.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Seriously. And abandoned PennDOT signs.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That took me three reads. Then I had a sensible chuckle.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Glad you're making the best of your injury. Get better soon! Wishing you a better day from across the pond here in Morgantown, WV, USA!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's still on Pandora.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Five minutes later, it's still funny.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That is EXACTLY what I think of every time I read the word "hack".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beautiful. I was truly worried about you. And then you got me again. I shall miss you. So long, and thanks for all the fish...err...Ceras!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cried laughing at the leek. Beautiful pun.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So many glorious puns in those movies. Mosquitoast! Shrimpanzees! Watermelephants! And my favorite non-pun, BUUUUTTER!

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

We need an infomercial where the guy/gal slips with the needlenose pliers and impales his/her hand.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So glad we have Kenny Loggins on the top comment. +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WAGGLY FOOT!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

More like optical zoom.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And when you're all out of hope, down at the end of your rope, and nobody's there to throw you a liiiii~iiine...

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Oh, nevermind. It's the top comment and I can't read.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that was a really hard-to-stifle chuckle. seriously, people almost heard me. +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gave me a good snort. I say, chap, jolly good show. +1

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1