kdrizzle

14636 pts · February 16, 2012


The problem is that Lubbock has no snow removal equipment or salt trucks. I used to live in Chicago and never had a problem before here.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang, I wish I could train my body to do pushups while I was unconscious.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Where do you live that you can have a persimmon tree? I would love to have one, but I feel my climate is not condusive (Texas)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Their food never does anything to me, but for some reason baha blast just rips me apart inside. But I love it so much so its worth it.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey guys, I think hes talking about incest.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You must be a really bad stalker if you are relying on other people to find the person for you. Isn't that the primary job of the stalker?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But hes got sleep apnea man!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As much as I hate those pants, I feel like it makes dance moves look a lot cooler.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed, I'd rather be bled on than pooped on.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that you may need to see a doctor if you poop 200 times a week.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

KANEDA!

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

But I mean you are already standing in it, unless they gave you special shower sandals or something.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Are you talking Little Nemo, or Finding Nemo? I actually think that Little Nemo was a creepy movie as a kid.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, so women will just sit in the bathroom with no intention of going? With all the poop smells? I'd rather have people ask is I was sick

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have no idea how to pronounce pølse, so I will now call it bacon pulse. My pulse is bacon.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better you than the coroner getting a piece of that chocolaty sweetness.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No propeller guy? Darn

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What is that cool little green one in the back? I'm digging the bottle

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, they talked about Africa right? There just really isn't a way to get around it. Something is going to be messed up some.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well except for the northern latitudes which are horribly distorted because of the projection used. Greenland area=800k mi^2 US= 3.8million

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those apples on a stick are dumb. I would need to eat like 30 of them just to have any hunger satiated. Not worth the effort at all.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

haha that sounded like Tony Hawk

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats what I read it as too! I was thoroughly confused, like "Dang Matt you need a shave"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Noice!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In college/universities, I would guess that 90% of professors have never taken a class on teaching in their lives, only in their dicipline.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Random question. Can you still use shells that old? I'm assuming the powder in them doesn't go bad or anything.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, thats an acceptable response.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never realized how little snow the southern hemisphere got during their winters. Cool.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Impractical Jokers is a funny show, I don't think people will recognize it though...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Not everything is a penis.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1