kfederation

147 pts ยท July 18, 2012


You just graduated. It's life transition time. You do not want a girlfriend, especially one who "doesn't do commitment". Go, be free.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't believe Ulysses is only 12 on this list; you need to read like 14 works from classic literature to even understand what happens.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The phone has to have 2GB of RAM and be Android 4 or better; iOS is iphone 5 or better. Looking for one for a kid right now -_-.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't trust anyone else's motor skills enough to let them do it for me, but I have played two phones at once in the car and it's fun.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or maybe she doesn't have one yet, maybe it's getting repaired. Maybe it didn't go with her outfit, maybe she didn't want to lose it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TEAM VALOR: THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF POKEMON.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nah bruh, my husband caught a Snorlax yesterday. It's guarding our gym.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yaaas, Team Valor son!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking wordsmith.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agree 100%. I had a guy do this at my old job, and it was very uncomfortable.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. Or, you know, during loading screens, any dialogue I find boring after having played said game 60 times... Yep.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A+ delivery, but you chose Pachelbel? Really? :p

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. Just no.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But really, ladies, who actually uses bar soap?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True story; I'm a girl and I hold doors open for fucking everybody.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think your chipotle is broken!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

U fokkin wat m8

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude, no, you're right. She is ten. She isn't even a teenager yet.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fucking nope.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get it, this conversation seems perfectly acceptable to me. Snacks!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yaaaas I know that feel!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*unzips--ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Upvote because Garrus. Yas!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Khan academy is awesome, I use it to help my stepson with his homework. It also helps me figure out wtf he is supposed to be doing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, if you can't tell her you're high, why are you even dating?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stayed up til 6am today reading Tess of the D'urbervilles. Such relevant, very resemble. Wow.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking require this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0