135 pts ยท July 2, 2015
ANYTHING is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Why am I yelling???
Darkness!!! RIP Charlie Murphy
Beautiful! I wonder if United has any seats available on the next flight there?
Contact the Postmaster for that area and it will stop immediately.
I banged Alex Trebek's mutha' lash' night.
I chuckled.... Here's your up vote!
Well done boys. I say free maple syrup for life!
Marty! We got to get the Delorean up to 88 mph at precisely the right time (or whatever).
Great username! But your style of magic has no effect upon me.
Impressive indeed!
Scared Trump and Bannon will start a World War???
LMAO: "No cop in the history of forever has decided NOT to give someone a speeding ticket because the driver fucked his mom last night"
I think the whale was trying to tell you not to film vertical anymore.
The Mike Pence flag!
Great, now I have a new fetish. Thanks a lot!
Damn, I didn't see that until you pointed it out!
BRAZZERS!
Needs more vodka comrade.
Got me singing: Don't go chasin' waterfalls... Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to...
Why do I have a bad feeling it's gonna ask us for tree fiddy?
Thanks Trump!
How does he find time to write those witty Weird Al songs and play lead guitar for Metallica? Meedely meedely wooo!
You spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round, round round
Captains log; stardate supplemental.
Something, something... palms are sweaty. Something about Mom's spaghetti. *drops the mic*
He's just Biden his time riding on a train.
...and then my dad beat me with jumper cables after the car ride home.
I'd like to live in a world where he gets a $60M contract instead of an athlete. The memo line on the big check: "Superhero Services".
Uhh, Senator Space Marine actually...
ANYTHING is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Why am I yelling???
Darkness!!! RIP Charlie Murphy
Beautiful! I wonder if United has any seats available on the next flight there?
Contact the Postmaster for that area and it will stop immediately.
I banged Alex Trebek's mutha' lash' night.
I chuckled.... Here's your up vote!
Well done boys. I say free maple syrup for life!
Marty! We got to get the Delorean up to 88 mph at precisely the right time (or whatever).
Great username! But your style of magic has no effect upon me.
Impressive indeed!
Scared Trump and Bannon will start a World War???
LMAO: "No cop in the history of forever has decided NOT to give someone a speeding ticket because the driver fucked his mom last night"
I think the whale was trying to tell you not to film vertical anymore.
The Mike Pence flag!
Great, now I have a new fetish. Thanks a lot!
Damn, I didn't see that until you pointed it out!
BRAZZERS!
Needs more vodka comrade.
Got me singing: Don't go chasin' waterfalls... Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to...
Why do I have a bad feeling it's gonna ask us for tree fiddy?
Thanks Trump!
How does he find time to write those witty Weird Al songs and play lead guitar for Metallica? Meedely meedely wooo!
You spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round, round round
Captains log; stardate supplemental.
Something, something... palms are sweaty. Something about Mom's spaghetti. *drops the mic*
He's just Biden his time riding on a train.
...and then my dad beat me with jumper cables after the car ride home.
I'd like to live in a world where he gets a $60M contract instead of an athlete. The memo line on the big check: "Superhero Services".
Uhh, Senator Space Marine actually...