kineticshift

4195 pts · December 6, 2016


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Just like my ex.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Looks CG. The green thing’s lighting is really messing with me.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Knew I was hitting +1 when I saw the first Arrested Development bit. Coo coo cachaaa!

4 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Yep, first album was all Grohl.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We’re number one! All others are two or lower!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would you like to super-size that?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think it means something like “on the contrary” here. So answering “doch” means they actually do have cheese.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

New York City titty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm and witty.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wasn’t meant to disparage you. Hell, I even upvoted your post because I enjoyed it, lol.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Damn not?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pretty clear they were joking. Calm down, Kommander Karen.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Lamb chop in a candy shop

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dance magic dance!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Much like a horse, I just do it as I walk. Major time-saver.

5 years ago | Likes 334 Dislikes 0

We are number one! All others are two or lower!

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And pee is stored in the balls

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mustard Backvolcano... hmmm

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That’s gonna be a fat lip.

5 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 5

Thank you!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why can’t I favorite the Robo Boogie? :(

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zelda has always been a girl. Link on the other hand... well you might have a new kink.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

And do the Harlem shake

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The bigger the hair; the closer to god.

5 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

Calico cats and calico dreams.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The irony in this comment is juicy.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

“Obvy”

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0