kurtle

18233 pts · April 7, 2014


I’m better than all of you.

I live in England and someone crashed into me once, but I still delivered the pizza. I got a £2 tip, too. People never tip here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s sex like?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Did he die?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly cannot understand why people like these creatures.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What’s an ass duster?

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Take solace knowing that if he were a dog, you’d be much sadder. Sorry for your loss regardless OP

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I’d smash him, strong af. She ain’t my type tho

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Yeah well fuck you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you ugly?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's just what I'll do

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bitches call me Exodia.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You were being "that guy" I went out of my way to "that guy" you. Fucking obliterated

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

You're obviously being pedantic as it's believed the T-Rex had feathers. However being fluffy is not typically associated with plumage. :)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Zippers

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Sex? Yes please

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Please make me this. Please

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg he's not YOUR black friend! You can't own them anymore you animal!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I KNEW IT WASNT JUST ME!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I didn't do any drugs :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will survive! Eyyy heyyyyy *instrumental*

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

120 seconds?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically both

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But he played the Russian in Rocky 4!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looked it up, he's Swedish! Shit

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looked it up, spelt it right! Nice

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dolph Lundgren or however you spell it?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't be scared friend, it wasn't real!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've met so many AFOLs >.>

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would be your opinion. You shouldn't present your opinion as fact.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

What a terrible run of puns...You're all Scrubs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1