18233 pts · April 7, 2014
I’m better than all of you.
I live in England and someone crashed into me once, but I still delivered the pizza. I got a £2 tip, too. People never tip here.
What’s sex like?
Did he die?
Honestly cannot understand why people like these creatures.
What’s an ass duster?
Take solace knowing that if he were a dog, you’d be much sadder. Sorry for your loss regardless OP
I’d smash him, strong af. She ain’t my type tho
Yeah well fuck you
Are you ugly?
That's just what I'll do
Bitches call me Exodia.
You were being "that guy" I went out of my way to "that guy" you. Fucking obliterated
You're obviously being pedantic as it's believed the T-Rex had feathers. However being fluffy is not typically associated with plumage. :)
Zippers
Sex? Yes please
Please make me this. Please
Omg he's not YOUR black friend! You can't own them anymore you animal!
I KNEW IT WASNT JUST ME!
But I didn't do any drugs :(
I will survive! Eyyy heyyyyy *instrumental*
120 seconds?
Technically both
But he played the Russian in Rocky 4!
Looked it up, he's Swedish! Shit
Looked it up, spelt it right! Nice
Dolph Lundgren or however you spell it?!
Don't be scared friend, it wasn't real!
I've met so many AFOLs >.>
That would be your opinion. You shouldn't present your opinion as fact.
What a terrible run of puns...You're all Scrubs
I live in England and someone crashed into me once, but I still delivered the pizza. I got a £2 tip, too. People never tip here.
What’s sex like?
Did he die?
Honestly cannot understand why people like these creatures.
What’s an ass duster?
Take solace knowing that if he were a dog, you’d be much sadder. Sorry for your loss regardless OP
I’d smash him, strong af. She ain’t my type tho
Yeah well fuck you
Are you ugly?
That's just what I'll do
Bitches call me Exodia.
You were being "that guy" I went out of my way to "that guy" you. Fucking obliterated
You're obviously being pedantic as it's believed the T-Rex had feathers. However being fluffy is not typically associated with plumage. :)
Zippers
Please make me this. Please
Omg he's not YOUR black friend! You can't own them anymore you animal!
I KNEW IT WASNT JUST ME!
But I didn't do any drugs :(
I will survive! Eyyy heyyyyy *instrumental*
120 seconds?
Technically both
But he played the Russian in Rocky 4!
Looked it up, he's Swedish! Shit
Looked it up, spelt it right! Nice
Dolph Lundgren or however you spell it?!
Don't be scared friend, it wasn't real!
I've met so many AFOLs >.>
That would be your opinion. You shouldn't present your opinion as fact.
What a terrible run of puns...You're all Scrubs