laulipop

267 pts ยท September 18, 2013


Still smaller than OP's mom.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That loop *unzip* hhhnnggggg

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know if I should down vote because I'm lactose intolerant or up vote because it is cheese and cheese is bae.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The baby (or child) on board signs are for when they get in a wreck so that they can be saved as well because they are harder to see.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Wrap it before you tap it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats a cookie...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My anaconda don't want none

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much how they all end.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tftc

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you can fix it with duct tape. That fixes everything.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shawty wanna lick me like a lollipop, she lick me like a lollipop

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd hit that man, just you know saying.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what if you are fucking on the table?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stuff like this is better than sex.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put it over a picture of a fireplace

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You are buying the most expensive fucking gas dude. Do you live in La Jolla or something?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So thats why Kim married him...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Europe

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damnit Carla!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or he (if you are a he!) lives with a women. Us bitches love our cushions.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Call a realtor.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Every villain is lemons

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OCD is not being neat! People need to learn their fucking facts.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly, you don't know what you are talking about :)

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

This is my life as a six foot tall female.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You can't die from pot. Its impossible.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can marry your first cousin's in California so no worries anon dude.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't interesting the last twelve times it was reposted.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I ship it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0



12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0