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1176 pts · December 4, 2017


Took me a couple of seconds, but nice

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What

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Shit went down since this comment

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Bruh...

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Did she take half, or did you have a prenup?

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Whenever I see family photos in random, I always wonder what they’re up to today, so many years later

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What a shame...

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Did it leave a scar?

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Funny to see this is random, after watching James Acaster’s bit on “would I lie to you” hahaha

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Just a reminder in case you forgot

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This post aged like milk

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I lost the game

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he deserved that. and then the crocodile drove over and ate the sloth. Mora of the story? Don’t be a dick

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slow and too lazy to make it down there in time and the crocodile ate the goose, and the goose died in his belly, and a nearby pig said he-

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sonar "Help me!" he cried, Help me for I am in peril!" but the sloth, who was in a tire swing down by the bayou, was too slow. he was too-

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the ground with his mighty talons, butting him with his horns and pushing him further and further into the lava. and the goose cried out in-

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at the moon. "a cockle-doodle-do, a cockle-doodle-do to you." when out of the bracken swept a crocodile and he pinned the goose to the-

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wheat, corn and oats. the kind of meadow used for making cheerios - a cheerios meadow. just bounding along on all fours and crowing gaily-

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till it was as slow and as last as all the other Sloths in the Sloth Kingdom. One bank holiday, the goose was trotting along a meadow of-

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across the desert dunes. but the words of the goose stuck in the Sloth's mind and with each passing day the Sloth got lazier and slower-

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the sloth "LOOK AT YOU, SLOTH, SO FULL OF VIM YOU BRING SHAME ON YOUR PEOPLE!" and with those words, the goose did tunnel away, zig zagging-

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and the steam there came galloping a goose. and the goose clip-clopped up to the tree, barking at all the cats. and the goose yelled up at-

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window - its stained glass window that opened upwards. and looked down at the jungle room floor and all the cobbles. and out of all the fog-

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you may ask. that's right - pineapples. catching all the pineapples in its big sloth web.. for supper, and then the sloth opened up its -

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up high, high in a sycamore tree in the jungle. just spinning its web. spinning its big old sloth web and catching -- what do sloths catch?-

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