1176 pts · December 4, 2017
Took me a couple of seconds, but nice
What
Shit went down since this comment
Bruh...
Did she take half, or did you have a prenup?
Whenever I see family photos in random, I always wonder what they’re up to today, so many years later
What a shame...
Did it leave a scar?
Funny to see this is random, after watching James Acaster’s bit on “would I lie to you” hahaha
Just a reminder in case you forgot
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I lost the game
he deserved that. and then the crocodile drove over and ate the sloth. Mora of the story? Don’t be a dick
slow and too lazy to make it down there in time and the crocodile ate the goose, and the goose died in his belly, and a nearby pig said he-
sonar "Help me!" he cried, Help me for I am in peril!" but the sloth, who was in a tire swing down by the bayou, was too slow. he was too-
the ground with his mighty talons, butting him with his horns and pushing him further and further into the lava. and the goose cried out in-
at the moon. "a cockle-doodle-do, a cockle-doodle-do to you." when out of the bracken swept a crocodile and he pinned the goose to the-
wheat, corn and oats. the kind of meadow used for making cheerios - a cheerios meadow. just bounding along on all fours and crowing gaily-
till it was as slow and as last as all the other Sloths in the Sloth Kingdom. One bank holiday, the goose was trotting along a meadow of-
across the desert dunes. but the words of the goose stuck in the Sloth's mind and with each passing day the Sloth got lazier and slower-
the sloth "LOOK AT YOU, SLOTH, SO FULL OF VIM YOU BRING SHAME ON YOUR PEOPLE!" and with those words, the goose did tunnel away, zig zagging-
and the steam there came galloping a goose. and the goose clip-clopped up to the tree, barking at all the cats. and the goose yelled up at-
window - its stained glass window that opened upwards. and looked down at the jungle room floor and all the cobbles. and out of all the fog-
you may ask. that's right - pineapples. catching all the pineapples in its big sloth web.. for supper, and then the sloth opened up its -
up high, high in a sycamore tree in the jungle. just spinning its web. spinning its big old sloth web and catching -- what do sloths catch?-
Took me a couple of seconds, but nice
What
Shit went down since this comment
Bruh...
Did she take half, or did you have a prenup?
Whenever I see family photos in random, I always wonder what they’re up to today, so many years later
What a shame...
Did it leave a scar?
Funny to see this is random, after watching James Acaster’s bit on “would I lie to you” hahaha
Just a reminder in case you forgot
This post aged like milk
I lost the game
he deserved that. and then the crocodile drove over and ate the sloth. Mora of the story? Don’t be a dick
slow and too lazy to make it down there in time and the crocodile ate the goose, and the goose died in his belly, and a nearby pig said he-
sonar "Help me!" he cried, Help me for I am in peril!" but the sloth, who was in a tire swing down by the bayou, was too slow. he was too-
the ground with his mighty talons, butting him with his horns and pushing him further and further into the lava. and the goose cried out in-
at the moon. "a cockle-doodle-do, a cockle-doodle-do to you." when out of the bracken swept a crocodile and he pinned the goose to the-
wheat, corn and oats. the kind of meadow used for making cheerios - a cheerios meadow. just bounding along on all fours and crowing gaily-
till it was as slow and as last as all the other Sloths in the Sloth Kingdom. One bank holiday, the goose was trotting along a meadow of-
across the desert dunes. but the words of the goose stuck in the Sloth's mind and with each passing day the Sloth got lazier and slower-
the sloth "LOOK AT YOU, SLOTH, SO FULL OF VIM YOU BRING SHAME ON YOUR PEOPLE!" and with those words, the goose did tunnel away, zig zagging-
and the steam there came galloping a goose. and the goose clip-clopped up to the tree, barking at all the cats. and the goose yelled up at-
window - its stained glass window that opened upwards. and looked down at the jungle room floor and all the cobbles. and out of all the fog-
you may ask. that's right - pineapples. catching all the pineapples in its big sloth web.. for supper, and then the sloth opened up its -
up high, high in a sycamore tree in the jungle. just spinning its web. spinning its big old sloth web and catching -- what do sloths catch?-