mamajohn

35 pts ยท April 19, 2013


Show us your ways

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you just assume that dog's gender?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

HOLY FUCK I WAS EXPECTING A CHUBBY DUDE THIS WHOLE TIME. Great twist. P.S was that an ACTUAL 24k gold sheet on top of the brownie?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's funny is that he'd probably would do this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What differentiation?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank You immunity cat

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Life Hacks*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not sure if it's just me, but I always read the end of a story firsty to make sure it's not a "three fiddy" post

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you do stop and ask yourself, have I eaten?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's "the wall" or the deportation of immigrants? If he doesn't actually deliver I would love me a nice hot cup of conservative tears

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we not discussing OP's username? Or why he isn't in jail right now?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Seriously guys no Bob Ross jokes? I am ashamed. "Now a nice little bush right up here, tell you what, let's give him a friend.. there we go"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I remember a lion head somewhere here, am I crazy or is on the front door?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had dreams similar to this, however the girl that comes out on my "on going" dreams changes since she's based on whom I have a crush on

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please Tell me there's a video!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"At diversity today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations" - Mr. Brown

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am scepticle whether this happened or not..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The sloth has the longest claws of all these and ironically it's the easiest to prey... Oh nature.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, you got yourself a threesome! Or... cuckolded by a girl...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Supreme leader Kim Jong Un found his calling.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3rd year in college and still haven't asked for any loans.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holly shit upgraded robotics on that suit...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

21,170 x .10 = 2,170 LOL good luck explaining that withdrawal in your bank account to your wife OP.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

feelsbad.jpg

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUCK YOU FOR PUTTING THAT THOUGHT IN MY MIND. Now I feel like crying for imagining that scenario that will never happen.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a physics major the physics in this picture check out.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hate to be "that guy" but I'll be that guy, the probe-earth signal is direct, the bank-bank signal goes through various servers... Space..

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0