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103 pts ยท January 6, 2013


Moooom Daimooon

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stepped on his foot... OUCH!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If Danielle Fishel came at me like that I'd probably blow my Feeny all over my Shawns.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything I have wants to imagine the brief feeling of breaking through the ice on the way down to the trampoline.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I had the money, this would be one of four walls in my man cave.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe someone got a blumpkin on that pumpkin.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should have just taken the razor blade out of that Reese cup and cut that bitch off.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How long till commentators come forth as being Shaqually assaulted?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I would think that would make it easier, use the weight and momentum of the dumbbells to accelerate the rotation.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Invert y axis always

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 obviously false, black people DO NOT like their steak medium rare. Sauce: I've worked in several steak houses.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is no one going to mention the fact that the driver just took off while she was still on the ground being destroyed by that sheep?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 9

Wow that's pretty intense. I don't believe in god for healing but hope that humanity grants her family some solace.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

At least he's still here...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bulleit Bourbon, that's the gift that keeps giving the whole year round Clark. Love that stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy he says... Adults say uncomfortable.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lucy has a nice rack in real life

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I wasn't talking to you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He worked really hard Grandpa! So do washing machines!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That is the first fat Ethiopian I have ever seen.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps the finest aircraft ever designed by the hands of man...... God love the Warthog!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You inhuman bastard

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wish my dog was this cool... mainly she steals cheeseburgers from my four year old and eats panties.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else feel their stomach drop as the assent was completed and decent commenced?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love that a fellow herp made it real to everyone else

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

no one fell through... all they made was dick.....good skating though

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never ever laughed so hard at a non American comment, thank you sir, and merry boxing kwanza or what ever religious day you celebrate.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0