miggens

1785 pts · October 18, 2014

Don't know what to write so I'll just tell a joke. So there is the guy who is looking for a job. He is looking for a sales position. He gets a couple of interviews but nothing pans out until one day he gets an interview with a toothbrush company. The company isn't 100% convinced of his abilities but they are willing to give him a try. They give him a box of toothbrushes and tell him he has the job if he can sell the box in a week. A couple hours later the man comes back and says he sold all the toothbrushes. Shocked the head of sales asks how that could be possible. The man said "Well i set up a stand on a busy street corner and was offering samples of chips and dip. People would sample the dip, look at me and say 'This tastes like shit!' to which i would say 'That's because it is shit! Want to buy a toothbrush?'" Get that to the front page and I'll do it