miggens

1785 pts ยท October 18, 2014


Don't know what to write so I'll just tell a joke. So there is the guy who is looking for a job. He is looking for a sales position. He gets a couple of interviews but nothing pans out until one day he gets an interview with a toothbrush company. The company isn't 100% convinced of his abilities but they are willing to give him a try. They give him a box of toothbrushes and tell him he has the job if he can sell the box in a week. A couple hours later the man comes back and says he sold all the toothbrushes. Shocked the head of sales asks how that could be possible. The man said "Well i set up a stand on a busy street corner and was offering samples of chips and dip. People would sample the dip, look at me and say 'This tastes like shit!' to which i would say 'That's because it is shit! Want to buy a toothbrush?'" Get that to the front page and I'll do it

Higher ISO for sure. And try to get somewhere we're there is zero light pollution. All that was there for me was a couple street lights

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Steven Alvarez on Instagram (salvarezphoto) for those interested. Nat Geo Photographer

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I'm not as much concerned that you've seen it. More so that you love it

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Go Lehigh

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I have been told. If only it was actually mine. Lovely range though

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I'm at a cross roads between the goofy "Dis is mine" voice or a more regal "I shall protect this" for this dog

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This title accurately represents the chance of this repost making the front page

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something about leather pants. It just does it for me

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never went wrong with the perfect handful, and who said all handfuls had to be the same size

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this is me after a week off

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SPOOKED YAH!

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Awww yiisss. This pleases me

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This infuriates me that there isn't one long slow motion version

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The guy on the left is trying not to laugh so hard

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The power of Christ compels you

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Thought the dog had a jetpack on in #2 then I realized that would be ridiculous. Is that ridiculous?

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I love Big Ben right now so much. Oh and the rest of my team

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Well sometimes they do. Just depends on how tall the tower is

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My point exactly. I don't know what is actually real

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At first I was like oh cool shadow. Then I saw the bottom of the image and was like oh no thanks

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I'm lazy. No excuses. Sorry folks.

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Honestly I'd need some grits too

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Only two good things ever came out of South Carolina. I-95 N and Raymond Felton

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Flacka flame. Bricksquad

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This is too fresh. I just finished the damn show today

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Somebody reverse this

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I live in North Carolina. I have no less than eleventeen Cookouts within 15 mminutes of me

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Go Pack Go!

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Classic Irish tomfoolery

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