mike85

4524 pts · November 17, 2011


Much like everyone else on this addicting website I like bacon, kittens, dogs, women and witty humor. Not necessarily in that order.

Where can I buy this

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fam can I like get the recipe for that first one?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m single as fuck and also hungry. Just putting this out there

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would pay some walking around money for them to bring this show back.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not at all, this device is specifically designed to remove the surface dirt etc.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That man must want to die

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got that shirt at old navy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zero to 100 real effin quick !

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

This would be a fair representation of how I feel after eating Taco Bell.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you don’t like the 50 degrees. Just wait a day or two. It will change!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now if only I could buy a house here lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right!!! I was born here and will Likely never leave !

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Austin !

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Riggght I get to go there next week

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Rightttttt !!! Super bummed it's over

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now this is a confession bear. Plus 1 point for proper usage

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These meme dumps are the sole cause of me taking longer poops at work.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Idk about y'all but my SO doesn't even ask. Savages.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This movie is gonna fuck me up

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hole. Lee. Shit. You just roasted him

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Texas

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

See tricks on you...I already have a tiny penis ! Lol

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A 2,000 dollar watch. Man I wish I wasn't poor so I could get one. Nice!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will never get tired of seeing this!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a fellow Austin resident I want it to snow like 4 inches. Just to see my beloved city tear itself apart.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You could give a year to train and I wouldn't even come close. God I wish I was Asian

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh you posted a selfie. That's a downvotin

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lol def. I mean always cleaning a guy at the kitchen table works well too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cat : "I immediately regret this decision"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0