mitebecool

92 pts ยท February 9, 2014


The wind froze

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

this didn't make sense to me because I wasn't ign'ant enough to think they spoke south african languages in north africa

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

unlike this joke

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Hey sometimes they survive, or at least that's what I tell their parents right up until they've exhausted every economic resource they have.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

;_; he just wanted to have a nap.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

orcs are lazy fucking peons, they're always sleeping on the job, they stink, they form warbands and come to steal and loot.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's Russia's turn for an African expansion.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

If I fits, I sits

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1.31 * 7.25 = $9.50/hour in CAD in Ontario minimum wage is $11.25. 18.4% higher

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to see a machine like this based on how fast you turn it, generating electricity and coins

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why did they draw a goatee on her?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cops don't need to be very smart and to pass a psych eval you just need to select the ones that aren't "shoot the black guy"

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

so please subject us to the delusions of your exhausted mind

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

light patches are thighs and dark patch is pubic area

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah but he was aging

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fingerings fit for pharaohs

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wh-whats on them

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

it says steel on box, you limey twats

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

g-give me all your money

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you were shining the sun into her eyes with a cd weren't you?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

last one is an interesting look into alligator mating habits

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

annnnnd I'm downloading that movie, thanks a lot I had other things to do today.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if you feed it more it will clean the floors for you

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0