nextcarter

4273 pts · January 22, 2014


Space yachts

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fuck with the lamb, you get the wham.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, call your insurance and grill them. Maybe they would cover a different DOAC (Xarelto or Pradaxa).

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that what you call your children?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Great pets. The best rodent pets from my experience. They don't very long though ☹

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

Scared the carp out of him

6 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 1

Hell yeah

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not my first choice of souvenir when visiting New York, but who am I to judge.

7 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 1

Catches up to you on the back nine.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Guy got a really nasty infection and abscess which turned into a fistula.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don't Nair your butt hole. You'll turn into a case presentation for some resident called, 'A Nair Misadventure.' True story.

8 years ago | Likes 383 Dislikes 0

That is going to be a big dog. Invest in large poop bags.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to think a united Korean women's hockey team precipitated this.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nice catch, Blanco Nino.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously low on fluid.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT COCK

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kinda miss the super gooey/slimy monster special effects. Not scary enough? Just cover it in artificial ejaculate and bam!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

.... you're joking, right?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

And that, kiddies, is the theory of panspermia.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worth a legitimate upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the Angels win the World Series.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, wait, wait, what?! *hastily Googles global apple consumption statistics*

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"US MALE"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Duncan Hills will wake you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In formal disguise.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That man is a tree.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Good point. You would hope not. It would then go to Paul Ryan, which would also kinda suck

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Funny. That's the brand name for hydrocodone/acetaminophen. A commonly abused painkiller in the US.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that bike brand Norco?!?ď

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0