nipperthomas

488 pts ยท November 14, 2012


now remove all the frames where it's feet are touching the ground...

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

put the watermelon in a cooler and pour ice around it?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i wanted this to just keep going and going

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i definitely worked for the D&SNGRR for almost 2 years... amazing scenery, Durango and Silverton are both amazing towns.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

truly not replaceable... however the lead singer of FUN. has a certain quality to his voice

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*slightly male

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

* a cardinal splatted against this canvas and i took a picture of it

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a good buddy came out to me one time. he said "if you ever call me a fag i'll kick your ass

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this... this is perfect.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

i also love that trent reznor said johnny cash did it better.

13 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

nevermind, i screwed it up... i downvoted myself. i need sleep.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and then fire ZE MISSILES!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as someone who has worked retail for years... sometimes it doesn't matter how the customer acts, theyre just not gonna get service.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh haha. nah. bunch of artsy hipster people that either think way too much of themselves or not nearly enough. it's not sketchy.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sketchy? have you not been there since the 80s?

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

also have a black lab. he might just be holding his hand up saying "do you want this?" ... dogs dont know theres no food.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

chills... thanks.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is why you dont buy the same shoe in two colors.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... to swim.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they're bigger than they used to be.

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

is this about a guy leading two lives? or maybe it's twins... or parallel universes.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i kept reading that as "un-derf'd" ... yea

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i clicked upvote as many times as i could till i got a cramp... it still only gave one

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i tried to explain this to my mother. signatures do not need to be legible.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

thank you for a good chuckle.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

have you ever heard the term "mondays" ? explain that one.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no. ...not even a little.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and since ga has changed their requirements for identification they apparently also need to confuse most people

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i've heard that multiple times. once from an actual irish guy.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0