Hey, I bought this wallet and this was taped inside. Anyone knows what it says?

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Little boy holds funeral for his goldfish

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Seattle Aquarium: Octopus scales tank; staff prevent escape

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Towanda!

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I heard some of you heathens don't know how to properly break in a new book

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200 year old mummy found in meditating lotus position

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Tired of the snow? Come to Alaska!

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Starving Garfield

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Time-lapse of cactus flowers blooming

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Vintage Drag Queens

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A pizza place here in Alaska has these for pizza boxes

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How I Fell In Love With Your Father

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Cops were called to stop kids from giving away free books

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Not sure if too tired or if baby in the bumper

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Any love for birds with moustaches?

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