17159 pts · June 3, 2016
you wouldn't believe it even if i told you.
Bears beats Battlestar Galactica.
That’s gutsy. I had my former platoon sergeant pin my promotion, and my current platoon sergeant wasn’t happy about that. I can’t imagine a delivery guy!
I know. But I had to give the warning. If you’re like me, that just means you’re more likely to watch it. If you love horror and found footage, check it out.
There’s a horror movie called “Megan is Missing” which becomes completely f’ed up for the last 15 minutes. Don’t watch it.
Future Prez.?
Polishing a….
If only there were more than a few porn sites online.
The pull out method never works in the log term.
So, F you, F you, F you, you’re cool.
They pulled out.
You ruined it!
I thought it was Ligma?
Who’s doing it to whom?
Hmm, maybe that’s a better way to go with this.
What? There’s more?
I started all over and got the same result. What am I doing wrong?
So far I’ve got a 100%
They must be high end sex workers, they’re dressed so well. So is their clientele.
I’m already way ahead of the goal of doing nothing.
This sounds like a hypothetical the guys over at Silicon Valley would try to math. “Let’s say you have two towers facing each other of infinite guys on another guy’s shoulders all with super strong boners touching at the tip. How many ‘dick boner ladder rungs’ would you have to climb to reach heaven? And, does one rung count as 2 penises or 1? Does stepping on a penis count at all?”
Ah! An artist!
Right meow?
Exactly, like all the French.
Oh man, I’m all outta cash.
Oh, we’ll find stuff. E.A.G.L.E.S!
Nope. Just crappy old East Coast.
Yeah, I think you’re right. The more I’m on Imgur the more I think Reddit is more for me. Maybe this seals it.
Have you seen my cat?
You win the internet!
Nice! Correct.
Bears beats Battlestar Galactica.
That’s gutsy. I had my former platoon sergeant pin my promotion, and my current platoon sergeant wasn’t happy about that. I can’t imagine a delivery guy!
I know. But I had to give the warning. If you’re like me, that just means you’re more likely to watch it. If you love horror and found footage, check it out.
There’s a horror movie called “Megan is Missing” which becomes completely f’ed up for the last 15 minutes. Don’t watch it.
Future Prez.?
Polishing a….
If only there were more than a few porn sites online.
The pull out method never works in the log term.
So, F you, F you, F you, you’re cool.
They pulled out.
You ruined it!
I thought it was Ligma?
Who’s doing it to whom?
Hmm, maybe that’s a better way to go with this.
What? There’s more?
I started all over and got the same result. What am I doing wrong?
So far I’ve got a 100%
They must be high end sex workers, they’re dressed so well. So is their clientele.
I’m already way ahead of the goal of doing nothing.
This sounds like a hypothetical the guys over at Silicon Valley would try to math. “Let’s say you have two towers facing each other of infinite guys on another guy’s shoulders all with super strong boners touching at the tip. How many ‘dick boner ladder rungs’ would you have to climb to reach heaven? And, does one rung count as 2 penises or 1? Does stepping on a penis count at all?”
Ah! An artist!
Right meow?
Exactly, like all the French.
Oh man, I’m all outta cash.
Oh, we’ll find stuff. E.A.G.L.E.S!
Nope. Just crappy old East Coast.
Yeah, I think you’re right. The more I’m on Imgur the more I think Reddit is more for me. Maybe this seals it.
Have you seen my cat?
You win the internet!
Nice! Correct.