oftenthird

14544 pts ยท July 16, 2012


Onomatopoeia is an onomatopoeia because it's derived by the sound it makes when you say it aloud.

Did you get my good side, Jared? Did you get it?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's gonna be alright, right?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Way to go Benja, asking the real questions.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a time to be alive!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least it's not counter-productive. You could have stayed awake reading articles on how to never sleep again.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, it's 5 in the morning now, so I guess it makes more sense to start binge-watching Rugrats than to go to sleep.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember, you have to start before you can quit.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know it's supposed to be accurate, but nothing in this GIF should signify a downvote.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Penguins feel more at home with Android since it's Linux. I blame iOS.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And he's owned by Hillary Clinton.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This post rocks!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like I'm this story.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your username is so relevant.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need an adult.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was actually pretty impressive.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is he doing with his shirt?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's when my mixtape drops.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should take him to your homeplace.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pshhhhhhhh, get a big bowl and dump them both in. Amateur.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jonny, prince of the ducks?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guys, he's at it again.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'll like Elementary OS. It's probably the best modern distro. Check out Solus too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but what's the fun in that?!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the opposite for me. My last boyfriend was awful in bed, but he turned me on like no other man ever has.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What liposuction center did you break into in order to get the fat for the soap?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're going to need a flamethrower, some chrome spraypaint, and a red onesie/pajamas. And about 12 half-stacks/6 full-stacks.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had dates with dozens of men that age, and some even in their 70s. There's never an age that's "too old" to find someone.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"From the moment I first stepped on it, I just knew it was my destiny to be a professional virgin."

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1