pelzenstein

159 pts ยท August 15, 2014


This is not Terry Crews in a nutshell, this is Terry Crews in a bikini.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a german, my history sense is tingling

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

yes, me!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fast and the furious: Dogyo Drift

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Living the dream

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

straight, full-bearded here. My flat is always decorated with one, two bouqets. makes also a great impression when people visit. #flowergang

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuckin faucets ... how do they work?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now i'm ready to write the perfect imgur comment

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wife her!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Videogame of Thrones

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The "About Schmidt"-article is killing me

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude in the middle of nowhere, miles from the next person? Who took the photo?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the turkish premier league. I'm glad that they didn't kick the puppies from the pitch.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I also feel some progress in my core right now *unzips"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Johnny Depp that sneaky bastard. Now he can easily steal our girlfriends.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Introduction to Anthropology A-1" is in the back of your Anthropology textbook?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My german-built-in-nazi-propaganda-sensor made me cringe a little, too.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Part of the Fermi Paradox is the Drake equation. In short: a calculation that tells how alone we are in the universe. By a guy called Drake.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

now kiss!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"get off my lawn you little punks"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all fun and games until you step barefoot on one of those pieces

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would turn it into lake cumo

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those asshats at "Schroedinger's Harddrives Ltd." ...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was'n Hurensohn

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dude, you suck at counting, but i would read the shit out of your script.

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Thought i saw Kanye West in the thumbnail, read "nice guys", was severely confused.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Scumbag OP

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1