phillish

180 pts ยท July 10, 2013


I am a 13000lb Leopard with green fur with purple spots. Send me your Pokemon Uranium team.

I believe in the classic term "Morons."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gygax or bust.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just rereading the Thrawn trilogy, this couldn't have been a coincidence.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would work better if you meant literally instead of figuratively.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I got into an argument with my friend about voldo being a pervert. I then vigorously humped the air while crab walking towards him.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a cyborg: it is for your own good.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would like to point out there is a song about grandma getting run over by a reindeer and rather then mourning grandma they celebrate Santa

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Boston terriers are the smartest dogs; you don't train or trick them, you bribe them.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Easier then trying to attach the handle directly to the Nokia.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who works in a lumberyard, stupid people don't take kindly to physics or reality.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Delete now

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

It looks like he is holding a kitten? Maybe a rat and it is Willard?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which Ok Go song is this?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Russia's greatest love machine.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They will always be Mitzi, The Pie Maker, and The crazy psychic Russian to me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asymmetrical arm development.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The area is filled with rabid brahmin (two-headed cows).

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The partially skinned mangos are horrible.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For now...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I didn't vote for you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take a chance. Take a chance. Take a chance. Take a chance. Take a chance. Take a chance.Take a chance. Take a chance. Take a chance.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Warfarin is the brand name for Coumadin. I'm a cyborg stuck on it for the rest of my life.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What if I told you the white zone was for loading and unloading only?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is it a picture of a plant?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the lack of update is in itself the uodate.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now we need Sherlock behind the scenes.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

After the government has changed so she is no longer in conflict with the law.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Princess of the porcelain throne!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0