plasticplates

73 pts ยท December 25, 2013


lol this is some next level bullshitting right here. I want to be surprised that imgur upvoted this so much, but I'm really not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Not dramatically, but I get lectured by my friends for making gay jokes (and it's unthinkable to do in public). They don't know I'm gay :l

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Everytime I see politics on a post that's supposed to be funny, I'm gonna just upvote it. Maybe it'll speed up imgur's impending death.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

I think some girls avoid me because they think Im trying to hit on them so I've been "containing my friendliness" around em now. Sucks (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first I was like "what? I don't try to get anything out of befriending girls" and then I remembered that I'm gay. Honestly though, (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but you are right. Will had a lot to do with it. Had I been any less willed, I would have done stuff that I'd regret big time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was on the verge of ripping my hair out to give myself "a reminder of what I was going through" for when future sobered up me. Not fun.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had a weaker substance before. It fucked me up for about a month and I still have lingering changes in perspective. At its peak, =>

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whether or not it might matter who wins, the guy is still right. Machine will go on. Also please stop generalizing.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait, people actually blow their nose when they sneeze? I only blow my nose when I blow my nose...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's ok, the god of flavortown does not care about the opinions of the plebs.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Have you seen the 1:5 raped on campus statistic? It was widely used before being discredited. Stuff happens whether Fox mentions it or not.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It's a single aspect of myself. When we're on the subject of it, of course I'm going to mention it to better show my POV.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gay. I don't think OP is wrong and I don't think being gay defines my existence.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

That picture is as irrelevant to the point as this one is.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3