probablyharmless

6952 pts · February 23, 2013


500 million on the other hand

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Hot

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I'm so proud of you

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I have one that lists "impending sense of doom" as a possible side effect, how would I even notice in 2021?!?

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He’s very authoritative, and I find that reassuring

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Insanity chips are the best

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Been there

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That's the dream

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It's the Graham Norton formula, they always need one comedian to help carry the conversation, actors aren't always the best at that.

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I got viral pneumonia at 18, very similar story. My life looks nothing like I thought it would. I'm sorry you have to deal with this crap.

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That almost smile could have been her satisfaction that she finally taught them to give a source, she has worked hard on that.

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with a branch overhead...

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He said on Graham Norton that those were his idea, he just decided to wear them no one told him to.

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I wonder if this is where the idea for Hannah Montana originated...

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I always wondered what happened when a person farted in skin tight latex, now I know.

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I remember when I used to make party.

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Because he doesn't have shoes on, he's probably used to shoes. I am.

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Chronic illness, good times

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Are they? How so?

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In German it's Waschbär, translates to washing bear which is more flattering than the French raton laveur which translate to washing rat.

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After my grandfather's stroke he went back to speaking German, the nursing home in Canada had a hell of a time.

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All stoats are weasels but not all weasels are stoats.

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Obviously the house of an ordained midwife who likes to reconnect with delivery boys of their past.

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and dipped in mercury for the shine

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He didn't have children, Elizabeth II would have succeeded Edward VIII any way.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My kitty hates other brushes and until we got the gloves she was a face pet only kinda cat, now you can do full body pets, big fan of gloves

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Someone left a severed goat's head in front of the main entrance. Multiple times.

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Trim his claws!

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