pushypanda

9449 pts ยท March 31, 2014


something about yourself!

The game show one, all the contestants could collude and share the prize money

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please leave a messaaage at the beep.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How many shops have you seen in your time though.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He is beside himself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello, mother.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Say more!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well TIL

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not thinking four-dimensionally!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Premature ejokeulation

10 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 0

Prettay prettay prettay... Pretty painful.

11 years ago | Likes 262 Dislikes 1

Prettay prettay prettay... Pretty hot.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

Workin at the car wash!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well he did go on to become world footballer of the year and star of the Brazilian national team

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Get Larry David to write her obituary when she dies!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You need a PHD - Pachyderm Holding Degree

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

*Your

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

OP is a phone screen

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You weren't lion when you said you did quite well.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hellooo lamp post, whatcha knowin'?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see a nipple!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like a housetree

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, this was taken on somebody's computer screen.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

"Have you seen a bunch of cups of various sizes floating around?"

11 years ago | Likes 1102 Dislikes 2

Florida Man is a symbol. An everlasting beacon of criminal shenanigans.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

'Tis but a sketch!

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Would add a whole new dimension to hockey fights too

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Jor velkum.

11 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 0

It was really hamming it up

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It was actually realer than that, but they had to CG some of the realness out because test audiences couldn't handle the realativity! Yeah!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did all my stunts myself you know, unlike that phony, talentless hack that is Godzilla!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0