randomcrandomface

160 pts · May 29, 2015


Because in Alaska bears know what a stabbur is?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't want to live next door!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

His Netflix show debuts next week!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate DeSantis, but the judge's ruling doesn't take effect until some specific form is filed. That is probably why he rushed the defunding

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Marriage sex goes in phases: Tri-weekly, Try weekly, Try weakly

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does a ball buster need a nutcracker?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice chaulk!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$5 says he got his goal

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How great it must be to not have an HOA. We get notices for mulch that isn't the correct shade of brown...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see you are in a relationship or married

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read The Long Haul. It’s very interesting and sheds lights into the world of trucking. Many truckers would love all the extra work

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Horizon: Zero Dawn is an awesome game

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You did all those things before making your own doctor's appointment?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's generally understood that anything south of Jacksonville is the North (or Cuba).

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I thought they were calling the 500 people who attended the funeral odd

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Came here for the Forest Gump references. Was not disappointed.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Adding a 0 at the beginning implies it is an octal number. So unless you write out your paycheck in binary, it diminishes it. Amirite?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

well that's terrifying

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now what?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whatever floats your boat

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today I learned what bollard means.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give her the Spocker!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh damn, I thought those were pillows!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one sweet potato

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smart move. I surely wasn't responsible enough at 18 to handle the lump sum.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently the director wanted to place it on the roof, but Cranston asked to be given one try.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I kept waiting for them to transfer the pit

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0