revadr

482 pts ยท May 23, 2018


Great, just what we need. Now all the stores will be out of vampire dust for weeks.

6 years ago | Likes 465 Dislikes 2

Enthusiasm is important.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Of course, the real question is, did you learn any magic tricks from it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, whatever floats your boat. I don't judge people for their kinks, even if it's as degenerate as loving missionary sex for procreation.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Who said there were no upsides to being spineless?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Statistics are a fickle bitch...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...seems about right.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you have free reign to interrupt next time, and if anyone gives you shit, you tell them to pick a lane.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Years of cosmetic testing on lab rats is finally paying off, I guess...

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a good way to weed out the folks who don't like a challenge. Be prepared to draw in some stubborn and motivated suitors, though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don't mind me, just stealing this...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I might have to remodel my master bathroom after that second one. Glowing hell toilet ftw!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The world may never know...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very daring of them to use the blacklight.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy is a braver man than I. Godspeed, bee sucker.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same thing! I don't think I've ever heard of anyone else doing that before.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope she sued the pants off them.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or, don't wear pants, and tell the delivery person you misplaced your wallet, but surely there's some other way you can pay him...#pornmusic

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So annoying. If I want a preview I'll tell you, Netflix.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, bro. Everyone knows if it goes on the floor it doesn't count. Although now I kinda wanna see a dice tower big enough for all theae...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm happy to wake up to that song any time. Rasputin is my spirit animal.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#kitception

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not pictured: clutching your knees to your chest and rocking back and forth in the fetal position can keep existential dread at bay!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If someone trips and falls down them, am I allowed to yell "timber?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the few places in the world where things seem to be going in the right direction these days. Keep fighting the good fight!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Oof. #Guilty. This one stings.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0