482 pts ยท May 23, 2018
Great, just what we need. Now all the stores will be out of vampire dust for weeks.
Enthusiasm is important.
Of course, the real question is, did you learn any magic tricks from it.
Hey, whatever floats your boat. I don't judge people for their kinks, even if it's as degenerate as loving missionary sex for procreation.
Who said there were no upsides to being spineless?
Statistics are a fickle bitch...
...seems about right.
Sounds like you have free reign to interrupt next time, and if anyone gives you shit, you tell them to pick a lane.
Years of cosmetic testing on lab rats is finally paying off, I guess...
Sounds like a good way to weed out the folks who don't like a challenge. Be prepared to draw in some stubborn and motivated suitors, though.
Don't mind me, just stealing this...
I might have to remodel my master bathroom after that second one. Glowing hell toilet ftw!
The world may never know...
Very daring of them to use the blacklight.
This guy is a braver man than I. Godspeed, bee sucker.
Same thing! I don't think I've ever heard of anyone else doing that before.
I hope she sued the pants off them.
Or, don't wear pants, and tell the delivery person you misplaced your wallet, but surely there's some other way you can pay him...#pornmusic
So annoying. If I want a preview I'll tell you, Netflix.
Nah, bro. Everyone knows if it goes on the floor it doesn't count. Although now I kinda wanna see a dice tower big enough for all theae...
I'm happy to wake up to that song any time. Rasputin is my spirit animal.
#kitception
Not pictured: clutching your knees to your chest and rocking back and forth in the fetal position can keep existential dread at bay!
If someone trips and falls down them, am I allowed to yell "timber?"
One of the few places in the world where things seem to be going in the right direction these days. Keep fighting the good fight!
Oof. #Guilty. This one stings.
Great, just what we need. Now all the stores will be out of vampire dust for weeks.
Enthusiasm is important.
Of course, the real question is, did you learn any magic tricks from it.
Hey, whatever floats your boat. I don't judge people for their kinks, even if it's as degenerate as loving missionary sex for procreation.
Who said there were no upsides to being spineless?
Statistics are a fickle bitch...
...seems about right.
Sounds like you have free reign to interrupt next time, and if anyone gives you shit, you tell them to pick a lane.
Years of cosmetic testing on lab rats is finally paying off, I guess...
Sounds like a good way to weed out the folks who don't like a challenge. Be prepared to draw in some stubborn and motivated suitors, though.
Don't mind me, just stealing this...
I might have to remodel my master bathroom after that second one. Glowing hell toilet ftw!
The world may never know...
Very daring of them to use the blacklight.
This guy is a braver man than I. Godspeed, bee sucker.
Same thing! I don't think I've ever heard of anyone else doing that before.
I hope she sued the pants off them.
Or, don't wear pants, and tell the delivery person you misplaced your wallet, but surely there's some other way you can pay him...#pornmusic
So annoying. If I want a preview I'll tell you, Netflix.
Nah, bro. Everyone knows if it goes on the floor it doesn't count. Although now I kinda wanna see a dice tower big enough for all theae...
I'm happy to wake up to that song any time. Rasputin is my spirit animal.
#kitception
Not pictured: clutching your knees to your chest and rocking back and forth in the fetal position can keep existential dread at bay!
If someone trips and falls down them, am I allowed to yell "timber?"
One of the few places in the world where things seem to be going in the right direction these days. Keep fighting the good fight!
Oof. #Guilty. This one stings.