robfitzpat

1382 pts ยท November 9, 2017


How can you be so chill that even *fish* don't bother getting out of your way.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagining an episode of primitive technology all quiet and serene and then a fish comes hurtling out at him.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wandered into Budapest cafe at 830am; 6 old men spent the next hour silently slamming shots of palinka. So was it their start or end of day?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Haha oh man we started out strong here Got a little weird, I'll admit, but I still left a satisfied customer

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Having never read the books, most of my understanding of the HP universe comes from memes like these. Very helpful 10/10.

8 years ago | Likes 344 Dislikes 4

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see so much potential--and had so much hope--for this dump, but it just didn't quite do it for me. I will neither upvote nor downvote.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks so small, but still like a... giant dog.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But how did the cameraman know!?!?

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

Hm, you're right. I was assuming you could revoke, but that was thoroughly disproven by The Lost Boys, which is certainly canonical.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By toggling its entry state to send a sort of one-directional morse code. 3/3

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which I guess means you could use the binary state of whether a vampire can entire a house as a faster-than-light communication protocol 2/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I figure it works like quantum entanglement, so the home entry is enabled as soon as the words are spoken, regardless of their travel time.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean come on, not the piano please.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or the 'Locatie Nederland'. Really, I had every opportunity and missed them all. No excuses given.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Edit: Or dutch I guess, now that I look at it. Mach schnell.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

An english captcha burn on a german website making me wonder how many times I've been unknowningly slammed by multilingual robots.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'd rather drink a shot of tabasco than a shot of tomato juice.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's just worried he's gonna step on one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[6 weeks later] Please don't eat me.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha it's chubby.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Presence of toxic/petty manager means it wasn't a dream job, despite being close to as you'd imagined. Youll find the next w/out the baggage

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they say religious folks aint smart

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I dunno baby goats can balance.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's making that hat _work_.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is already so insane, but at 0:04-0:05 you can see he's sliding AROUND A ROCK CLUSTER ON THE SLOPE at the very top of his turn. !!!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

My cities... do not look like that.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice work! Keep going every day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Presidents always start to seem super awesome once they're no longer in control. Even Bush! Although I'm skeptical about the current case.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So just get used to the terror and confusion, okay?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0