robotulism

523 pts ยท June 3, 2015


I like robots and also botulism.

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Sxiopo

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#35 how has Martha Stewart not been in handcuffs?!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SNL

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what I'm trying to say is, why isn't this top comment?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

First thing said "buying flowers for a girl" can't be meant as FROM a girl because the cashier is a him. Then it says "his fucking coffin."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

The cooking!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The most lively we ever see Rachel from Pet Sematary.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A public school teacher is a government employee.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Moistened Bint.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My porch light brings all the moths to my yard . . .

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clearly, because his bird has also been "tunred" into a parrot.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Had to come back to upvote

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think he makes folk music know, IIRC

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a restaurant hack in some places. Another is to coat grilled cheeses in mayo instead of butter. Makes the outside crispy!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to . . . suffering.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Doctor should be free to what? I was legit confused.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was impressed that she was able to find another lime green USA sweatshirt!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 12 yr old cousin made one, "shoving a toothpick under your big toenail and kicking a wall." Kid's twisted.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Sames

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just left the river. Couldn't afford to buy there right now. I just never expected to see that town on this list! I wonder if I know you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I'm great with that. I'm from here but just moved downtown.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guerneville for real?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Land shark? Land shark.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That ostrich is the funniest thing I have ever seen!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pregnant women are smug sold me.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh great. Just when I thought I could finally get Peter Gabriel out of my head!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pssh. I only just learned you can press 'a' during loading to start where you died in Super Mario Brothers 2 on NES.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was wondering the same thing.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0