523 pts ยท June 3, 2015
I like robots and also botulism.
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#35 how has Martha Stewart not been in handcuffs?!
SNL
So what I'm trying to say is, why isn't this top comment?
First thing said "buying flowers for a girl" can't be meant as FROM a girl because the cashier is a him. Then it says "his fucking coffin."
The cooking!
The most lively we ever see Rachel from Pet Sematary.
A public school teacher is a government employee.
Moistened Bint.
My porch light brings all the moths to my yard . . .
Clearly, because his bird has also been "tunred" into a parrot.
Had to come back to upvote
I think he makes folk music know, IIRC
This is a restaurant hack in some places. Another is to coat grilled cheeses in mayo instead of butter. Makes the outside crispy!
Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to . . . suffering.
Doctor should be free to what? I was legit confused.
I was impressed that she was able to find another lime green USA sweatshirt!
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/846452/whatthefuck4c0b9.gif
My 12 yr old cousin made one, "shoving a toothpick under your big toenail and kicking a wall." Kid's twisted.
Sames
Just left the river. Couldn't afford to buy there right now. I just never expected to see that town on this list! I wonder if I know you.
Oh I'm great with that. I'm from here but just moved downtown.
Hell yeah!
Guerneville for real?!
Land shark? Land shark.
That ostrich is the funniest thing I have ever seen!
Pregnant women are smug sold me.
Oh great. Just when I thought I could finally get Peter Gabriel out of my head!
Pssh. I only just learned you can press 'a' during loading to start where you died in Super Mario Brothers 2 on NES.
I was wondering the same thing.
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Apzlgg
Sxiopo
#35 how has Martha Stewart not been in handcuffs?!
SNL
So what I'm trying to say is, why isn't this top comment?
First thing said "buying flowers for a girl" can't be meant as FROM a girl because the cashier is a him. Then it says "his fucking coffin."
The cooking!
The most lively we ever see Rachel from Pet Sematary.
A public school teacher is a government employee.
Moistened Bint.
My porch light brings all the moths to my yard . . .
Clearly, because his bird has also been "tunred" into a parrot.
Had to come back to upvote
I think he makes folk music know, IIRC
This is a restaurant hack in some places. Another is to coat grilled cheeses in mayo instead of butter. Makes the outside crispy!
Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to . . . suffering.
Doctor should be free to what? I was legit confused.
I was impressed that she was able to find another lime green USA sweatshirt!
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/846452/whatthefuck4c0b9.gif
My 12 yr old cousin made one, "shoving a toothpick under your big toenail and kicking a wall." Kid's twisted.
Sames
Just left the river. Couldn't afford to buy there right now. I just never expected to see that town on this list! I wonder if I know you.
Oh I'm great with that. I'm from here but just moved downtown.
Hell yeah!
Guerneville for real?!
Land shark? Land shark.
That ostrich is the funniest thing I have ever seen!
Pregnant women are smug sold me.
Oh great. Just when I thought I could finally get Peter Gabriel out of my head!
Pssh. I only just learned you can press 'a' during loading to start where you died in Super Mario Brothers 2 on NES.
I was wondering the same thing.