salom14

324 pts ยท March 14, 2012


Congrats you two and welcome to Minnesota! Glad to have ya! :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my gatos please do this!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're a new kind of female. Called Lady Bro. And we are the best motherfluffin Bro you will ever have. Also make the best girlfriends.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sure i got those lyrics wrong but I haven't heard that song in over 8 years e-e so my memory is a tad hazy...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All I can think when I see the cat with the feather toy is "Clap! Clap clap clap your hands! Everybody-" ClapClapClapClapClapClap

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you even become a library aid and is it decent paying work? o.o Or more volunteer based?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically they are still ponies my friend. Modern day use of "pony" means a smaller than usual horse, not a foal. So OP is still right.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I smell a lawsuit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

May 28th should have been my date to be a mom for the first time... now some asshole is cutting onions in here...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spin to Win

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Malcom in the Middle. Educate yourself please by binge watching it D: You are missing so many things!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Arrested Development is a TV Show

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is rare, but in OPs case it wasn't rare enough :/ It's literally better to go to a bar with a friend you trust. Look out for the other.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2/2) -came with, or you get a new one when you come back. Sorry this happened to you OP and hope you get better soon <3

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

(1/2) Male or female you should never leave your drink alone. Bathroom? Smoke break? Take it with you, leave it with a friend you-

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

Lol Good luck OP xD If you're ever my way I would totally watch Magic Mike with ya as well. I'll bring the pizza and liquor. Probably Vodka.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brooklyn Nine Nine dear Imgurian. Now go watch a couple episodes <3

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still remember the 2002 all-star game when he robbed the homerun from Barry Bonds back in the day when he played for us in Minnesota!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the rest of us so we can kinda like...all watch it together but not together but together in spirit? (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

@sarah can Imgur Theater be a big community thing? So when you guys at the office pick a movie for the month you announce it to (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

(2) The ladybug typically has around 7 or so spots that are pretty much perfect in shape. The asian beetle has splotches and many of them

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(1) Asian Lady Beetles are generally more of an orange or yellowish color and have way more spots than the traditional ladybug which is red

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't this the 51 places post that was stolen from the other Imgurian who did not receive any credit for all the hard work they put in?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a girl: I think what he is really wondering is how do their tops stay on with such flat chests. I'm looking at you strapless top.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's still no Komodo 3000

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sadly many of my countrymen/women think it is our country's 2014th birthday....it makes me want to cry

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn't wait and got to the end before it did :I

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG Choked on my M&Ms lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol but it is indeed a fox xD

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0