schmobius

19555 pts ยท May 4, 2013


"Mister five by five. He's five feet tall and five feet wide. He don't measure no more from head to toe than he do from side to side!" *trumpets*

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Starts small shimmy* "BACK OFF AUNT JANET!" *Beast Mode Dancing Engaged*

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Panic, because I don't have armor, and now I feel like I should have armor, because we're probably trying to take Jerusalem, or something. I don't want to let her down.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sharing your skills is cool, but I feel compelled to comment to tell you to give your doggo pets from us internet weirdos.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it would work better if it was mixed different, with less volume on the fiddle. But then dude wouldn't be showing off his fiddle playing as much.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You should look up the video to "Invincible Shield" (Title track of their latest album, just a few weeks old) by Judas Priest on YouTube. Rob Halford is also becoming very Roshi-like.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does Donut Media know about this?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Sourrey

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolute unit.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you writing this from jail, while serving time for the murder of your aunt?

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Glad you answered. I was really worried she was dying of a stroke there. Sure, what happened isn't fun, but I didn't want a snuff film.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I see I'm late for the Forbidden Noodles comment.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Der Woofen Floofen-Herder is having none of this.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Congrats on your dress having pockets!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They definitely did not use the actual translations.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The AK-Rowdy doesn't mess around.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*exaggerated air-drum motions* DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO, DO DO-DO

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Smothered in illegal sauce, with extra guilt-sprinkles on top.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most people's magnum opus would pale to your "dabble", OP.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heartbreaker, by Airbourne.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking her to make a coworker is definitely playing the long game, assuming the resulting kid would need to be 21 to work there. :-)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Looks like she should be leading a space armada in some movie made between 1978 and 1982 to try to ride Star Wars' coat-tails.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This song is definitely used in Spy Hunter. Was on NES, and in arcades, for sure.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's easier to own that when you're smokin hot.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always put the emPHAsis on the wrong sylLAble.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a hell of a drug.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know how to make imgur-friendly clips of stuff. But just look up Unleash The Archers. Anything off the albums Apex or Abyss.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is like Epic Meal Time on queludes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[Iron Maiden Liked This.]

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0