sculver

23239 pts ยท December 12, 2011


Glorious winner of the internet? I'll take it.

I'm not crying. You're crying.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're not wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thought my imgur broke and my phone locked for a second!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The University of Iowa Chemistry Building has something very similar!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes. Right. Indeed. Hmm.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go Hawks!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EDNA MODE..... and guest

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a firefighter, you are correct.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Car windows shatter into a million pieces. Also, most of it is probably contained in the car, as to prevent towing company from sweeping up

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Cause the hose to kink, and we'd get no water. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 1

The weight and force of the water, makes it impossible to go anywhere but straight out from the hydrant. Going directly over the car would1/

9 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 3

What are we measuring here?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Car owner's brother advised that he is always parking there because "nobody else does". Hmm... Wonder why?

9 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 1

Electrical shorts light up the material around them, usually in a wall somewhere. Utilities are typically cut fairly quickly where I work.

9 years ago | Likes 199 Dislikes 2

One in a million shot, if it's real.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You're what the French call les incompetent.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The trick is identifying triggers and finding an activity to do to replace the cigarette. I read a lot while trying to kick it. Very helpful

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, the first month is the hardest. You're well on your way!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Takes a bit for the benefits to show, but I noticed after a few months I could do more stuff without getting winded. It's nice to breathe.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somehow the app thought they were 3 bucks a pack. In reality, it was closer to 7 or 8 bucks a pack.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a firefighter, thanks for your post, and remember to be safe out there. We all want to get back to our families tonight.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I signed in, just for you. +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slower, you slut.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How dare you park your garbage in my spot?!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Takeaway from this: "Large Round" makes the frosting look like dog shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You motherfucker. Here's your +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sMACk and Tease me

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's true!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Math explosion in my brain

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0