When you find some really fucked up porn that you're emotionally invested in
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The Personal Perception Palace Prototype
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MRW it's the third Tuesday of the month and it's nearing 3:22AM
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MRW the lights are on but no one will give me candy
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MFW my kid didn't want pistachio ice cream when he asked for it
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When you're getting ready for sweet, sweet coitus and they don't wanna go out tonight
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I MUST GO MY PEOPLE NEED ME
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12 Musicians for People Who Want New Music (or music they haven't heard yet) (idk) (I'm just a guy, not spotify I mean shit)
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girl: come over - guy: i'm playing piano for a policeman - girl: my parents aren't home - guy:
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At some point today, someone's gonna say "I really need a high-res picture of Shrek." Well congratulations, you oddly specific bastard, your wishes have come true!
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tl;dr Tumblr
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that girl so anime she got the galaxies in her eyes
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me, on my way to adulthood
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The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog
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I just upgraded my rig. Goodbye peasantry, hello PC master race.
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This dog looks like it's about to tell you some sage advice on life in a sultry and impactful baritone
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