scuzzfucker

14696 pts ยท October 31, 2014


A violent eggy shit.

a poodle can do somersaults, and I somehow pulled a muscle getting out of bed today

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my asshole clenched so hard a diamond could form

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That dog paints with more ernest strokes than most humans

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If this does well I'm willing to do more of these lists in the future.

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You think that's some bullshit? The proof for Fermat's Last Theorem by Andrew Wiles (1994) is 150 pages long

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so that's where asians come from.

11 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

ay gurl DTF?

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I saw it coming, and I was still audibly upset.

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Oh, I'm supposed to understand these?

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CHILI DOGS

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How'd that bear procure a telescope

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Call a priest. Now.

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tfw no wife to go home to

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C'mon man, we're here to have fun, don't bring down the vibe.

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every single car "I'M FLYING! I'M ACTUALLY FLYING"

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+1 solely for doing the shirt too.

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IT'S BEEN MONTHS SINCE THIS BECAME A THING AND I STILL DON'T SEE THIS SHIT COMING.

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I appreciate people's creativity, but what the hell is happening I'm so confused.

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yes santa eat me out ream my asshole with a chainsaw and murder my family before me so i can achieve climax

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Cool your goddamn tits, Satan

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that's not reich...

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#1 - isn't that just Guy Fieri though

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I need an assortment adults in different flavors and designs

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Yeah, but does it has flames on the side?

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*sits cross-legged on the floor and rests chin on knuckle* hm

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