selfmadecritic

21709 pts ยท March 4, 2012


Are you looking at my profile? Cool! I hope it's because you think I'm awesome, and not because you want to downvote everything I've ever said out of spite. That would suck.

Interestingly, marsupials don't have nipples. They have milk pads that just sort of...sweat milk. So there'd be no sucking, just licking.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I'm always interested in other artists processes, so I like to share mine whenever possible

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what you do? Pull over, wake someone up, and make 'em drive. You're too sleepy? Looks like we're hanging at McDonalds for a bit.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you don't know what a word means, just don't use it. It's a very equilateral concept.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah! Having red hair, a pokeball necklace and a YELLOW TANKTOP, now THAT'S Misty!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, the character is credited as "Doctor Who" So don't be a shit, and just let people call him whatever

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You say "ahronautics?" Like the first syllable of "Arnold?" No. It's "Ayronautics" like the first syllable of "agent." Naysa.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You...realize that torrents don't actively MAKE music, right? If nobody makes it in the first place, there's nothing to torrent...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God she bores me. If I wanted to hear endless arpeggios over electronic drums, I'd...something. I dunno, whatever. She sucks.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 7

Cool, can't wait to play Uncharted on it!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ah fuck, I used a plastic cup.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"A cat"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moon Knight, not Hobgoblin

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's actually up for debate- Hamilcar Barca was his father, but it's unclear whether the name, meaning "thunderbolt" was passed on

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If there's anything more disturbing than H.R. Giger's paintings, it's H.R. Giger's face.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They really fucked up by not calling this movie "trans4mers"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Color me impressed

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...why would the Coke logo be imprinted in it?

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 7

That dude who fell with the beer in his mouth... He died, didn't he?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at it this way; statistically you were no closer to winning than if your numbers had been nowhere near the winning numbers. That help?

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Man, there is nothing that makes a celebrity look like a bigger tool than getting this pissed off at a comedians joke about them.

13 years ago | Likes 1571 Dislikes 11

Don't look at the gentle curve of his junk. Don't imagine the pain of waking to find the other half of your bed cold, and long abandoned.

13 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 3

"Represents how much I want to suck on dem titties"

13 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

*mittons

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I didn't see any plagiarism. He provides the same facts, because they're facts, but the wording and presentation are different.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I literally JUST GOT a 3gs. IT GOES ON THE INTERNET!

13 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 2

As someone who has worked in a stable: accurate.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0