serupento

19201 pts ยท October 11, 2012


I'm bitter because the only thing I submitted that ever took off (even though it took off tremendously and made it into the viral gallery) was a crappy hastily made picture of mostly text containing mostly wrong information. That's all.

i thought my doctors had made up the word dyscalculia for years and that i was just the worst person ever to do math on the planet thank.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SHIP IT EVERY DAY SPIDEY FOR BEST TSUNDERE

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my best friend is moving to washington dc for grad school in less than a month and i can't handle it :(

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GODDAMMIT I DECIDED NOT TO GO TO THAT GAME BECAUSE OF A SHITTY CONCERT AT THE TABERNACLE

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP you're the most adorable little piece of shit i've ever seen.

13 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 2

Man it's been YEARS since i've seen this one. Good memories.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my dad did something similar. I'm his oldest daughter, 21, and still living off of him.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yup, that was my deciding factor.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah but there's always those few moments from the bathroom to the pool when you will. Also this doesn't help at the beach.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

yes. fear of getting an infection or fear of the place where you urniate from is sad.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

i just realized the little bead is an egg -_-

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and also if something drastic happens and you can't change your pad you have a few hours of wiggle room.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

there's nothing to really be scared of, it's not even all that uncomfortable once it's in, but pads are just easier and cheaper.

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

it's more of a... fluttering motion inwards and out.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if you're 15 you can fap after ANYTHING.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Free Comic Book Day every seven years.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

otis!!

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

chug when he starts talking so you don't have to listen to him.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who's ex is now gay, it actually really hurts a lot to feel like "the cover up." FYI.

13 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 4

JUNE 9TH LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. NEW LEAF.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T WEAR TAMPONS! LOOK JUDGEMENTAL FRIENDS! LOOK! IT'S NOT JUST ME! IT'S NOT JUST MEEEEEEEEEE!

13 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

i fucking bought these motherfuckers last week. Dollar Tree.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

At least you're not playing along with being a crazy cat lady but secretly you doubt you could be trusted with even one living creature.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i would murder you.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hadfield.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you can sit wherever you damn well please, maru.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh god why

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i actually wrote a short fanfic using all those terms for "penis" plus some extras but no one reblogged it :(

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm in my late 20s.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i used to giggle uncontrollably when this song came on because he said "butt naked." i had no idea what the song was actually about.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0