sheepsquatch

19634 pts · June 20, 2016


Your name made me wake up my wife. Thanks for that.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Username checks out

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imma try this cucumber thing tho.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is America

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I can’t not this cat’s lines without hearing the voice of Archer.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

...like a sphincter

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One that looks nice

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Bent a dick crumpledsnatch?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Now I'm going to watch this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To mess with people like me. That's why.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Really wanna see that full tattoo tho.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bamboozled agen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not sure who downvoted that but they can shit off. I actually wrote a small monologue for church once called "let love be your response"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I stared at this thinking it was a gif too... I TRUST NOBODY NOW!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a father to be this is painful to see all the hurt in this thread. I'm sorry to all of you. :(

9 years ago | Likes 185 Dislikes 2

I'm so sorry :( my wife also had an abusive father and the toll it took on her is so huge in so many ways.

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

It's normal to go the speed limit in snow here. Our vehicles are made for it, we are used to it. Appreciate your concern though!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm from a place where 50% of our lives are in winter. The speed limit doesn't change. There is always snow. We don't speed but we adapt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The child of a shitpost and OC is more beautiful than I imagined.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're quite cultured apparently!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Caverns. Not craverns

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just glad it wasn't the baby ...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username checks.... wait...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bud sickest snipes of the night. Ripping down bars like I'm at the gym.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

come visit!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YEEEES! I'll give you a sammmplllleeee

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

you're not from around here, are you?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you. - Winston Churchill probably

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0