slopwizard

13955 pts ยท March 2, 2026


The motives are impure lol but this is just the manic pixie dream girl fantasy that so many dudes have where their partner appears out of nowhere and forcibly drags them out of mediocrity while pressing for a romantic relationship

46 minutes ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No significant difference between calling an infant a terrorist or calling an infant an untermensch

5 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The idea is halfway there but needs to get rid of FPTP as well

19 hours ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I would be pissed off at the taxes but $140 million is $140 million

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The map needs a completely separate category for countries infected by Rupert Murdoch. If the tragedy can be exploited to radicalize more bigotry it gets 24-hour coverage. If the tragedy might instead elicit sympathy for the disadvantaged it gets thoughts and prayers

19 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Online videos dot click is a scam website that takes comments with youtube links (like https://youtu.be/sxjC4CNG3_c in here) and replaces it with a link to their website with vote manipulation. Please help report their behavior to abuse @ namecheap

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Making the right guy famous this time

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She is killing it, put her in a girl group

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had me in the first half, but your username requires literacy so I know it is facetious instead of MAGA

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is the same state that allowed Zimmerman to execute Martin, which they cheered for. They can either cheer for this one also or admit they are racists who love lynchings

1 day ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

He is so desperate, for some reason, to buddy up with Nazis or pedos on child rape island

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He also hates her, but that doesn't bother her

1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Should be wearing his shirt from the fake AI-generated proof-of-life photo

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wheaton was in an episode of Criminal Minds, if you are into having creepy nightmares and distrusting cabins for the rest of your life

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Would they get along? On the one hand, Ben has loved genocide ever since he wrote a whole ass essay advocating war crimes against Afghan people. On the other hand, he also wrote a whole ass essay about how proud he was to be a virgin incel who never got invited to parties in college

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We're here waking up drivers because sleep deprived drivers are a hazard

2 days ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Yes there will be a lot of racists putting up shoddy statues of MAGA traitors, like the racists who put of shoddy statues of Confederate traitors

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The UN is Hamas, the journalists are Hamas, the doctors and nurses are Hamas, the children with kites are Hamas, puppies and kittens are Hamas

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Republicans are cowardly bitches who will flee from their jobs. I wish they receive the consequences they deserve for their actions

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Any human who chooses to age gracefully will look better than Great Value Jigsaw up there

2 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That magic spell only works if you have enough money

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Beefy dude effortlessly hopping over a fully grown man meanwhile I got a leg cramp watching him do this

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There's a prepayment penalty? I was already in favor of forgiveness but now even more so. Huge fucking scam

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Challenging the argument is challenging their tribe. None of them would show up to endlessly debate PPP loan forgiveness. Not one. They are brainwashed to be in a religion that uses mysticism from Christianity to worship lines on a chart representing how much money billionaires have

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Decide to possess one back from the English and return it to its rightful owner

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hopefully she's into the owner/object dynamic and takes it well

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"Secret gender transitions" must be this year's caravan

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Whiteness is a fictional concept created by racists. You can tell it is made up because the idea used to exclude Irish and Italian people and now it magically does not

3 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

That's just every fucking far-right asshole about any bigotry. Years ago you could say "Donald is a racist" and they'd bitch and moan as if you need some "I am a racist" he had notarized and postmarked. Nowadays even more of them own up to his and their own racism

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Voting should be mandatory, easily done via mail, and use score or STAR instead of FPTP. Having a day to do it in person should be a fallback for a very small number of individuals for whatever reason

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0