17 pts ยท September 23, 2014
No one wants to commit about the old guy reading a book while protesting and not giving a single fuck?
But you forgot step 1
It's... a suicide booth...
I've heard they have hidden gold inside...
Well if they can't be described, what's with the descriptions?
Is the guy in the back for or against Trump?
Dammit Axel
Colbert successfully bypasses guards to mount the DNC stage
Red ring of death
Really? The Egyptian has to get cast as the Egyptian? Gosh that's racist
Hey Bowser was just trying to find Peach again
Fondant flavored fondant
There's always a bigger fish
He's 40% BLM
Everything else take note, when we say slower, this is how slow we mean.
I heard your cat has an eight-pack
WHERE"S RACHEL?!??!
*Sweeps violently*
"Female fighters inspire great fear in the ISIS militants, who believe that if they are killed by a woman they will not go to heaven."
"It is said among the Kurds that their female fighters inspire great fear in the ISIS militants, who believe that"
Fun fact: ISIS is really scared of those Kurdish fighters, because with their superstitions, if you die to a women, you go straight to hell
Fun fact: ISIS is scared as FUCK of those chicks, because in their superstitions, if you die to a women; you go straight to the hot place.
No one wants to commit about the old guy reading a book while protesting and not giving a single fuck?
But you forgot step 1
It's... a suicide booth...
I've heard they have hidden gold inside...
Well if they can't be described, what's with the descriptions?
Is the guy in the back for or against Trump?
Dammit Axel
Colbert successfully bypasses guards to mount the DNC stage
Red ring of death
Really? The Egyptian has to get cast as the Egyptian? Gosh that's racist
Hey Bowser was just trying to find Peach again
Fondant flavored fondant
There's always a bigger fish
He's 40% BLM
Everything else take note, when we say slower, this is how slow we mean.
I heard your cat has an eight-pack
WHERE"S RACHEL?!??!
*Sweeps violently*
"Female fighters inspire great fear in the ISIS militants, who believe that if they are killed by a woman they will not go to heaven."
"It is said among the Kurds that their female fighters inspire great fear in the ISIS militants, who believe that"
Fun fact: ISIS is really scared of those Kurdish fighters, because with their superstitions, if you die to a women, you go straight to hell
Fun fact: ISIS is scared as FUCK of those chicks, because in their superstitions, if you die to a women; you go straight to the hot place.