sprayingmantis4

7716 pts · January 20, 2019


Best kill those rhetorics before they turn violent.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It’s cool if you ignore all the atrocities tied to it.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Something something 2nd amendment, something something

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*core memory unlocked*

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh no, not at all. Nope

….well, a bit.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen it in print, back in the olden days

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can I get a TL:DR? Please?

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

This wholesome post was brought to you by bigpeener

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I once had a serious case of spine, until I saw a medical professional, now I never look back!

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Holy shit lol

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fun fact; Australians still wave a flag made in the 1800s which is meant to signify solidarity of the workers. The flag was made during the “Eureka stockade” which was an uprising led by an Irish ex-pat

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ahckthually I think that just comes from the name Sheilagh

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some English speaking countries ignore the fact that there are no gendered pronouns for objects, and call them “She”.
Source- Australia

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would be terrible if someone burned that building to the ground

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It will take at least 12 months, probably longer

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What’s a winter storm?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Avenge me!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I try it?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sun gets up later so I start work later, and finish later. 10hr work days make it hard to get to the shops after work before they shut

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I start work when the sun gets up. DS would just push everything back, making it harder for after-work errands

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As a morning person, I’m SO glad it’s not.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Have this toy, SIKE!!

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Babies are ugly. The instinct to nurture comes from their fragility/innocence. The cuteness hack is needed when they start walking, closely followed by drawing on walls with sharpie and faeces

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#24 Citizen’s arrest!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once got so frustrated I cut new edges with a sharp knife, and lost them immediately after I put the knife down.
So I cut new edges again, peeled about 8 layers off until I got the tape back to a single length, then lost the end again.
That roll of tape went in the bin.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I think of it as euthanising feral pests. Cats are a big reason native species are endangered. Keep it inside, please.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I’ll shoot your cat if I see it outside murdering birds.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 22

Can you marry someone with a projectile weapon?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0