squirrelmutant

2328 pts ยท April 17, 2014


Film Auditions in Michigan!

Points 5
Comments 24
Views 51

You want some cheese?

Points 15
Comments 10
Views 647

"Bahhh" Humbug

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Comments 4
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Well I know who I'm calling if I have a leak

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Views 233

My friend got a new hat for Christmas...

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Comments 18
Views 1437

Merry Jebus Day Imgur

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Comments 18
Views 100

My friend gives me the finger every time I see her because I'm moving to Florida. So I made her this to always remember me.

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Comments 0
Views 67

DIY Doggy Halloween Costume: Wild Dog from Iraq

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Comments 1
Views 178

MRW A client asks me why I don't wear shoes in session

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Comments 3
Views 1684

They are telling me to pray, right?

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Comments 7
Views 846

*Rawr*Ahhh Screw It

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Comments 3
Views 1083

I won't be nice like Alex Vaus

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Comments 18
Views 99

Life as of late

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Comments 3
Views 139

MRW my room mate says we should go day drinking.

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Comments 10
Views 434

MFW My roommate tells me my now ex-bf is trying to get in the pants of his ex.

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Comments 13
Views 215

HOLY TAPDANCING TORGUE

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Comments 33
Views 1326

I told my roomie this would get him chicks.

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Comments 13
Views 205

Paintings paired with Mean Girls quotes

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Comments 4
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MRW My mom offers to buy my groceries

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Comments 4
Views 382

After so many years of trying, I've finally achieved the big O on my own!

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Comments 22
Views 1766

What A Derp

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Comments 1
Views 8

I Guess This Isn't Mine

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Comments 3
Views 40

I missed Boobs, does Bobbo work?

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Comments 11
Views 89

If you're sick, eat garlic!

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Comments 12
Views 89

Have I ever shown you guys my Pride and Joy?

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Comments 7
Views 107

My new years resolution is to have a G-Spot orgasm. That'll make me a better person, right?

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Views 11227

RHM Ladyboners

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Comments 14
Views 529

MRW my boyfriend wants me to do something sexy for him

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Comments 4
Views 2550

As a massage therapist, I'd be more likely to say this than all that other crap

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Comments 8
Views 163

When I try to yo-yo with the cool kids

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Comments 2
Views 165

They only toy she hasn't destroyed

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Comments 2
Views 56

Saw this gem while in Portland

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And this is why we can't have nice things

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Comments 3
Views 98
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