Film Auditions in Michigan!
You want some cheese?
"Bahhh" Humbug
Well I know who I'm calling if I have a leak
My friend got a new hat for Christmas...
Merry Jebus Day Imgur
My friend gives me the finger every time I see her because I'm moving to Florida. So I made her this to always remember me.
DIY Doggy Halloween Costume: Wild Dog from Iraq
MRW A client asks me why I don't wear shoes in session
They are telling me to pray, right?
*Rawr*Ahhh Screw It
I won't be nice like Alex Vaus
Life as of late
MRW my room mate says we should go day drinking.
MFW My roommate tells me my now ex-bf is trying to get in the pants of his ex.
HOLY TAPDANCING TORGUE
I told my roomie this would get him chicks.
Paintings paired with Mean Girls quotes
MRW My mom offers to buy my groceries
After so many years of trying, I've finally achieved the big O on my own!
What A Derp
I Guess This Isn't Mine
I missed Boobs, does Bobbo work?
If you're sick, eat garlic!
Have I ever shown you guys my Pride and Joy?
My new years resolution is to have a G-Spot orgasm. That'll make me a better person, right?
RHM Ladyboners
MRW my boyfriend wants me to do something sexy for him
As a massage therapist, I'd be more likely to say this than all that other crap
When I try to yo-yo with the cool kids
They only toy she hasn't destroyed
Saw this gem while in Portland
And this is why we can't have nice things