squirrelmutant

2328 pts ยท April 17, 2014


Oh shit has my subconscious love for Josh Gates really effected who I find attractive? Damn.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I track my ovulation instead and use a condom. Every pill I tried made me an emotional wreck.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahh adulthood. What a time to be alive

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the crease ABOVE your collarbone lays a lymphatic duct which would help with a sore throat by stimulating lymphatic fluid movement.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The base of the skull is your suboccipital muscles which would help with headaches and anxiety, not itchy eyes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only one that would actually do what this picture says is the stomach pres. point. The pres. forces the uterine contraction to stop.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

90% witty comebacks to things people said to me decades ago

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did this, scrolled down, saw this, upvote complete

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because a panda can do pull ups better than you?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're the best type of person.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hazel Park

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And screenshot

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So many lost braincells in one place.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a beautiful wedding! You did a great job, congrats!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This gave me anxiety

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did before the last emergency.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bam!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is so horrible. I love it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey!! I love that place.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you bring tabletop games,booze and pizza then yes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sour puss

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its night time. Any woman who keeps their bra on before bed is a communist.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She has a cape too. That's why I like her.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or a curious toddler

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Clarkston

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try the Satan compliment in the future. Bound to get you 1. A date 2. A restraining order.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah..... You're a liar. Chick magnet to show

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/TXWxZkW silly faces don't count yo

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baha doubtful sir.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*sinks down to hell in a pit of flames*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0