stmuppet10

243 pts ยท August 17, 2020


#46 That's ok we'll still let you. I'm 5'5" and have had 6' girl sit on my lap

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just for the record. Their big. No bigger that that. Saw on sitting on the side of the road first though was a great Dane. The. Realized it was bigger. Jump from rhe side of the road to mid an disappeared

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kind of reminds me of my son at that age. Dude had no chill as a baby. Yes I am taking about my human child

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Safety First?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus they usually watch crime documentaries so they'll get away with it too.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grew up with them trust me you don't need to train them to do that

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That a very young cat. Saw one once in the dark thought it was a great Dane. The it stood up and I saw it's tail. Massive cat!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love oing that with my kids feet. My wife called them my worry stones

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grandparents had laundry mats. Use to do that shit most of the night

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The trick is to catch it (not real show) but you them slide into the pan gently. No joke it really is all in rhe wrist

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have short hair mutt and I have that by the door

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor form, every one know if your drinking tea pinky out!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was awesome! Thank you

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know, with between my dyslexia and ADHD, I've always been able to do that with the moving stripes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES! wish I thought of this comeback first.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once again, I am thankful that I love in a landlocked state

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Google the skull bottle. It's pretty cool

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'll do this hoping to scare you off. If it strikes, it'll strike out and run.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Come on! Have you ever tried to get the soap out from under those plates?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We had a new weather guy named Chirs. CC said his name was Chirspy Donkey.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show this to the wife. "Here i was thinking is she old enough to be working there." Had the same thought

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The clip did play and thought it was a guy in a hoodie. This is how you get eaten.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Truth be told, I am scared to go down with that cat there. Even if it moves I'll murder me in my sleep!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok, that was cool. I'm a little disappointed, I thought you were playing bagpipes

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#38 witch have fabulous, warm, and wonderful tits. Just saying.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Opening some for Thanksgiving and pushing with my thumbs. It popped open, hitting me in the gut. Good laugh

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got tell ya, see stuff, get munch into a rearload like is fun.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#38 My favorite is walking by the air freshers. "I like the smell of these, I jus6 don't know if I like it mixed with poo."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh! There you are, Perry!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1