stumpface

268 pts ยท June 8, 2015


I like to spill things and fall down the stairs. I'm an artist, but I'm too shy to upload my art here.

As a '94 model human I appreciate this

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't work there anymore fortunately. It was a small company and I was unsure of what to do. Will definitely not put up with that again

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Definitely made me not want to wear them again so it worked I guess

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

My jeans had a tiny rip in them once and my boss told me its inappropriate but he'll let it slide and proceeded to insert his finger into it

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

#16 You can't fool me, I know that's a wild lasagna

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Maybe I shouldn't be too scared to post my stuff here after all

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#19

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omg I found my art in here! Thanks for the love

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Skeletor?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It never ends

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#imgur10

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they'd remembered we paid that much, they probably would have claimed we owe a lot more

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Moved out of a house I was renting and my landlord claimed we owed $600 in damages but forgot to account for the $800 in pet deposits

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Oh shit is that a password journal?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

every day for half the year. I've lived in Houston and Dallas and have enjoyed Dallas much kore

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think the 100+ degree summer weather is an obvious one. Also, don't move to the Houston area unless you're alright with 100% humidity

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In the Richardson area. Will keep an eye out

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

From Houston, going to school in Dallas. It's a 4 hour drive home but somehow I still pay in state tuition. Fine with me

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Spoilers!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Vagtables

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had one. She cooked good food and watched sumo wrestling on cable. I miss her

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a roommate who hung up 8 wind chimes on our apartment balcony. It actually kept me up on windy nights.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

He is the live studio audience that tells you how to react

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm Japanese and Scottish too!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0