swiftOrSlow

5083 pts ยท July 18, 2016


Hi.

Tech me outside how bouh dat?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Adoglf.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mein Chomp.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Circa 2002, sure.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know you're better off without him, so start thinking in those terms and you'll at least be at peace with the pending divorce.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Good job! Never forget the hard times, though. It'll keep you grounded and motivated. Proud of you, though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm not sure those are the right snowflakes for a good 'russian' but I'll definitely try.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Well, you clearly never made it as a wise man. (...I'll show myself out.)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'YOU EAT PIECES OF SHIT?!' '...no!'

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's the best show on Netflix.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww sweet the new 'Always Sunny' edition is out! Gotta cop those...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If gentleman == pervert, sure.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 19

Your reaction is to post low-res GIFs? Odd.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

21 broom salute.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We left so many cupcakes behind, man!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't see the broom head, thought the guy in the back was blind. Got very excited our military gave him a gun.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

You could listen to Nickelback, get depressed again and enjoy the music.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nope.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm just tired of confession bear. It's overused and typically misused.

9 years ago | Likes 346 Dislikes 0

Hashtag-pound-it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some dogs just want to watch the world burn.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

UGH that's cute. (Pun intended)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's for eggs.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He has the 'flu' which means you hid Kryptonite under the bed. You're a terrible partner! Jkjk you're savage. I like it. Happy b-day, Clark!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Let your dork flag fly. She'll either find it endearing or annoying. Either way, it's you, so embrace it... and hopefully she will, too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd rather be seen with dorky people. They're much more fun ????

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You got the stem cells. It's nature's steroids. Nothing can stop you, just try not to 'roid rage and kill a small animal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0