technofiend

80844 pts ยท January 10, 2011


Right?

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember it fondly, despite me, my wife and my dog all being gassy as hell from those bean burritos. Still, worth it.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You know how hard it is to skip rope? Heck yeah it's making the exercise harder!

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What an asparlame joke. I'll stevia myself out.

1 week ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I can smell the patchouli oil and french fries from here

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well done

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If you're trying to normalize the use of the N word by white folks you deserve all the spidey knuckles you get

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lost a friend to this. She went outside to watch the rain and died to lightning standing in her front yard.

2 weeks ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I fucking hate that response. Say "you're welcome" or say nothing at all.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 10

I opted out of Vegas in 2009 or 2010; I no longer remember, but it was the first and last time I got charged a resort fee.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apropos of nothing if you're too broke to be a real sugar daddy, people say you're a Splenda daddy. Just putting it out there if ya need the joke for something.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 19

Yeah fuck the haters, not literally of course.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Talent is as talent does. Good for her!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah which normally I'm exhausted of his work. He really is Mr. Arrested Development, but DCC does have an element at least of teenage humor so I guess it may work. I'd still prefer if someone else did it. Not Tim Burton, mind you, but someone.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually holding it by the handle discolors the leather. Just saying.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddammit, Cronut!

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Also? Hell yeah

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brother, guys thinking hell yeah plus I want to go to there is why there are parks to let you play with industrial construction equipment.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love a little mutual appreciation!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's a racist shitbag and says the quiet part out loud.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

remember: when giving directions, never say "go straight", only "gayly forward"

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gen X'er here - most of my early jobs gave everyone an office. My job @ Chevron was notable because the boss put toe two smokers in the same office. Everything was brown.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Practice, practice, practice

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was sad when the Dilbert cartoonist turned out to be a bit of a looney tune because I didn't want to wear that watch any more. I just wear a Garmin watch now so it can tell me after several stressful Zoom meetings that I've gotten my cardio in for the day.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Aw man, I mistook that long black thing for a camera on a tripod and not a rifle and thought finally we've had enough of vloggers and their bullshit.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah. We need to take it back to when you could waitress and put yourself through school and buy a damn house if you saved your money, not mint any more billionaires.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude I've been a unix user since I was selling Altos Xenix machines in the 1980s. I am unafraid to go as far as you need down any rabbit hole to make shit work. But honestly my gaming pc is a Lenovo Legion 2 I bought with Windows and loaded with CachyOS. And that would be my advice to 99% of people who just want to game: go dedicated pc or appliance, load a gaming Linux like Bazzite or CachyOS and call it a day.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

echo "a: No such file or directory" > a. Hey, Bob. What's wrong with this file?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0