263 pts ยท May 18, 2015
South Dakota, married and male........ wow is that who I am? Yay I'm something.
They got it all on UHF
Ask Dawn and Eve how living in Xanth is these days.
That wasn't a fart!
Neither. Puberty and High School sucked. I might screw up meeting my Wife. Also I don't want to lose 15 years with my Wife, money or no.
Doesn't she know that the bed is a "safe" zone?
Peanut butter and cheese sandwich
I am. -Bruce Leroy
I am fairly sure those are wires.
Was it the winter of 97? Because that one was not fun.
Another in SD here
I bet his horn oil is low
I bought my wife the coloring book. I didn't know it was a comic. I am dumb.
Meep meep!
Blue waffle?
Did it sound like an elephant practicing the tuba? Or like a balloon animal asking a question?
"Oh, you don't like the food I made, then you don't eat"
- Avenge me!
What?
Aim high, or low, maybe.....left? I'm not sure. Good for you.
Just shave one part of your face every few days. Soon you will have a "hair/beard wave" going across your face.
Ask him what he wants for breakfast.
Time for tea!
Comment (not fossilized)
congrats
Doesn't look like it does.
But Elmo looks so real.
Mines of Titan?
Don't get it. Please enlighten.
Never met a blue person before. Ummmm, da ba dee?
They got it all on UHF
Ask Dawn and Eve how living in Xanth is these days.
That wasn't a fart!
Neither. Puberty and High School sucked. I might screw up meeting my Wife. Also I don't want to lose 15 years with my Wife, money or no.
Doesn't she know that the bed is a "safe" zone?
Peanut butter and cheese sandwich
I am. -Bruce Leroy
I am fairly sure those are wires.
Was it the winter of 97? Because that one was not fun.
Another in SD here
I bet his horn oil is low
I bought my wife the coloring book. I didn't know it was a comic. I am dumb.
Meep meep!
Blue waffle?
Did it sound like an elephant practicing the tuba? Or like a balloon animal asking a question?
"Oh, you don't like the food I made, then you don't eat"
- Avenge me!
What?
Aim high, or low, maybe.....left? I'm not sure. Good for you.
Just shave one part of your face every few days. Soon you will have a "hair/beard wave" going across your face.
Ask him what he wants for breakfast.
Time for tea!
Comment (not fossilized)
congrats
Doesn't look like it does.
But Elmo looks so real.
Mines of Titan?
Don't get it. Please enlighten.
Never met a blue person before. Ummmm, da ba dee?